This man needs your help. No, it's not help taking his underwear off the rest of the way (tragically). This is James Dawson Martin, a Brit boy who's shown off his body and development of his stunning form all over the internet.
There we go again. I see a cleft chin and suddenly I must obey the pouty lipped muscle god attached to it. James released this YouTube video a couple of days ago... sort of (I think he just recycled another video). He's calling for fans to vote for him to be the 2010 BodySpace spokesmodel.
Holy... shit. I apologize for offending the delicate sensibilities of so many of you, but I can't think of anything else to say when I start talking about James' body. I'm a vascularity junkie, as you probably have picked up. To this junkie, James' legs are straight up crack. Oiled up, pumped up, and legs spread... must obey James... must vote for James... James is my master...
Okay, I'm on board, and I've elected myself the homerotic wrestling kink chairperson of the James Dawson Martin campaign for the 2010 BodySpace spokesmodel title. A few hundred unique visitors check out this blog daily, so I'm thinking if each of us vote for James and also recruit three people to join us, the gay wrestling kink caucus can generate a couple thousand votes for him easily. So put on your "I ♡JDM" buttons, and go to Bodybuilding.com today! It has to be today, because voting is open for only 24 hours. This is not the time to be fashionably late, boys. James needs us between 9:00 am Pacific Standard Time on Friday and 9:00 am PST on Saturday to vote for him. It took me a while to scroll through the mere mortals competing against him ("Envied Body," indeed?), but you'll find him listed as "Jammer Jay." James hasn't yet won a previous round of voting, which is atrocious. He could crush eman88mph like a grape with his 17.2" arms and 44" chest. Did I mention he's 6'3" tall? Holy shit (oh wait, I already said that).
James has his own website. Not surprisingly, you need to pay to see much of the goods. You can find him on YouTube working out and loving the camera. But the key is that today, Friday January 21, 2010, James needs you to find him on Bodyspace.com, in order for him to be able to rise above the dross and shine like the gold plated muscle god he clearly is. This muscle god needs you. I'm thinking if we put him over the top, he owes us a throw down in the ring with my current champion homoerotic wrestler.