Saturday, October 30, 2010

Short and Sweet

My nose remains to the grindstone this weekend, so I'm just coming up for air long enough to post another something short and sweet.



My very favorite example of short and sweet these days is Denny Cartier. The way that Denny wrestles, I don't really think of him being as short as 5'5". When he was paired up with Joe Robbins in Catch Weight 2 as the one climbing uphill, it actually sort of caught me by surprise. Of course nearly anyone would look small standing next to 6'2", 240 pound bruiser Joe. Frankly, though, there's just something about Denny's presence that makes him seem on a level playing field even climbing into the ring with the likes of Joe. Denny moves like water, has a polished command of the mats, and has a beautiful authenticity that I find extremely sexy (and very tasty-sweet).


Another hot little morsel is Jonny Firestorm. Unlike Denny, somehow I'm always aware that Jonny is a modest 5'5" and 145 pounds (when he's shredded). And that's precisely what makes the quality of his wrestling so enjoyable. Stand him up next to 6', 175 pound TJ Tanner, and from a distance, this looks like it could get ugly. With a weight and reach advantage like that, knowing nothing else, smart money has to be on TJ to manhandle his little opponent.


But Jonny is all business, with an attitude that dwarfs TJ.  The story of the underestimated giant killer, particularly when he's tight, shredded, and loaded for bear, is a major turn on for me.


Myke Mars in another one that I've seen in action, and somehow didn't quite register the notable fact that he's just 5'5" and 150 pounds. My strong suspicion is that I'm not likely to notice anything other than that extremely aesthetically pleasing, round ass of his, particularly once he gets stripped to a thong. 


Gabriel Ross measures in at perhaps the shortest recurring character in the homoerotic wrestling biz, standing a reportedly 5'4" and 135 pounds. Gabriel has the face of a perpetually juvenile angel to match his modest stature. That's where the angelic comparison ends, though. He's tenacious and perpetually looking to sexually dominate. I've only seen one of his matches, which devolves too quickly from wrestling into pillow play for my tastes, but it's hard to argue that Gabriel is a prime example of short-and-sweet.


Finally, I think Rob Chandler will definitely qualify for my short and sweet rankings, though I haven't seen him in action to know just how sweet. I love his look, including the tats and the shredded physique built for destruction. At 5'5" and 143 pounds, he packs a whole lot of domination story into a compact container. Once I save my pennies and own him in motion, I suspect Rob will be sweet indeed.

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