Since I stumbled across Rusty Stevens' resignation from porn, the serious competition has been in the non-pornboy rankings, as far as I'm concerned (no disrespect intended toward Trent Diesel, of course). Joshua Goodman's (that's Mr. Joshua to you!) last two matches have been stunningly erotic, even while still including no actual nudity. When Mr. Joshua decided to put bodyworship on the table, and invite a gym bunny admirer to wrestle for the pleasure of owning Mr. Joshua's gorgeous body, that nudged him right over the top of inaugural title holder, Lon. But after having the opportunity to actually chat with Lon, there's no doubt about it. He's managed to body slam Mr. Joshua back into second place.
|Mr. Joshua v Chico Valdez - Ring Rookies 2|
|Lon Dumont v Terry O'Daly - Demolition 14|
But back to Lon's only match loss, the question I'd planned to ask Lon was about his tag team partner in that fated match, Chace LaChance. Personally, as a firmly established Lon fanatic, I'd think Lon would have had better odds of coming out on top taking on Donnie and Doug single-handedly. I thought that Chace brought almost nothing to the table other than his sweet, go-go boy muscles (which, let's face it, fall into the category of "cute" next to the sliced and diced hardness and definition of Lon), his five-o-clock shadow, and that metaphorical target painted on his pretty, all-over-tanned ass that said, "Kick the shit out of me!" In fact, my take was the Chace was a net competitive loss for the LaChance/Dumont side of the equation (though he does bring plenty of "pretty" to enjoy).
|Lon Dumont v Eddie Rey - Fantasymen 32|
Someone is, at this very moment, complaining that Lon granting me an interview has unjustly swayed my rankings. Let me just emphasize that these favorite homoerotic wrestling rankings are always MY favorite homoerotic wrestling rankings. This is always about who's turning me on and entertaining me the most, and hands down, that would be Lon these days. Of course, if there are any other contenders who'd like to even the playing field by giving me an interview, I'm more than happy to oblige! That said, it'll be tough to charm me quite as much as my reigning homoerotic wrestling non-pornboy, Lon Dumont.