Monday, March 21, 2011

Asses Named

No one posted a perfect score for this week's installment of Name That Ass. I'm still looking for teacher's pet. Keep studying, gentlemen. Adoring homoerotic wrestling asses requires intense, exhaustive study. Don't be discouraged if you didn't do well. I grade on a curve, and preparing for the next quiz should be it's own reward. In the meantime, here are the answers to the quiz:

Ass #1 belongs to:

 BG East's Tyrell Tomsen.

Stunning size and gorgeous proportions, when Tyrell is naked and soaked in sweat in the wrestling ring, he can strike one of the most lustworthy still life's on record. As pictured, Tyrell was playing dominating bully to opponent Braden Charron for Strip Stakes 1. It was Tyrell's Summer Sizzler against Bobby Horton that convinced me that Bobby deserved the title of homoerotic wrestler of the month last summer.  Tyrell has definitely been out-wrestled in his brief tenure with BG East, but he's never been out-muscled or out-classed when it comes to his picturesque physique.



Ass #2 belongs to:

BG East's Kid Karisma.

Kid K has captured me in his gravitational pull lately, and I've found myself circling back to marvel at his performances over and over again. His ass, in particular, is simply astonishingly beautiful. This particular shot is from his face off with Rocco in Gear Wars 1. I'll gush soon about his Wet 'n Wild appearance with Christian Taylor, but in the mean time, marvel a little longer at those glutes...




Did ass #3 pose a challenge? It belongs to none other than...

Can-Am's pornboy extraordinaire, Mark Wolff.

Blake Onassis would have also earned you full marks for this one, since he's cross listed under both names. This particularly fun shot is of Mark getting his face smashed into the lockers by Billy Herrington (also AKA's Billy Marcus) for Lords of the Lockerroom. He was always a pornboy musclegod, with an ass for days and nipples the size of half dollars. Frankly, it wasn't really Mark's wrestling that ever sold me, but I'd buy some full contact moving pictures of that body anyday.



I imagined ass #4 might have given some students trouble. It belongs to...


Naked Kombat's John Magnum.

I'm positive that I've seen Magnum wrestling somewhere else, but for the life of me, I can't remember where. He blew my socks off (pants, too!), when I saw him in his one and only (to date) appearance at Naked Kombat in a nail-biter against Phillip Aubrey. Phillip nearly took the big muscle brute in this match. If there was ever a tie, in the gestalt sense, these two boys were perfectly, evenly matched, despite having distinctly different styles and builds. John's personality, though, is absolutely kink-stastic. He's 110% present. He delights in every second of domination, and he struggles to free himself from absolutely ever nano-second under Phillip's control. He's a beautiful man, and although I haven't had an opportunity to enjoy much more wrestling from him, I get a little contact high off of his tweets now and then.



I didn't hear from any advanced players who correctly identified the monster muscle glutes of ass #5 as belonging to...

Thunder's Arena's Coupe.

I've marveled before that Coupe is a muscle freak. That does not always equate to homoerotic gold, but just like his trunks in his poolside back-and-forth with Cameron Mathews, Coupe is indeed homoerotic wrestling kink gold in my book. If ever there was a body that absolutely required comment, even awe from his opponents, it's Coupe's. But that's not really what Thunder's does, sadly. It's much more frat house romp than full on homoerotic body worship. I haven't seen him at Thunder's in a while, but I'll just put it out there here and now, if ever Coupe is looking for some homo muscle worship to make up for all the neglect the boys at Thunder's have made him suffer, I'm first in line with the baby oil.


So how did you do? I put more weight in progress over time than any individual quiz grade, so I hope that you're finding that you're performance is improving as you take more Name That Ass quizzes. Don't be discouraged if you didn't do as well as you'd hoped. We both know that you love the subject matter, so devoting yourself with renewed enthusiasm to your studies should be no burden at all.

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