Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Kiss It Some More

Ace Hanson v Antonio - Thunder's Arena's No Holds Barred 5
If there's one image that put Ace Hanson over the top in winning my homoerotic wrestler of the month title, it's got to be the image of him flexing his huge bicep in Antonio's face in No Holds Barred 5. Sweat streams down Ace's forehead, drops falling from his brow. His freckled back is browned from the Florida sun. He presses the peak of his stunning bicep against Antonio's nose humiliatingly, surely the scent of Ace's sweaty body filling Antonio's nostrils. "Kiss it," Ace demands. And Antonio kisses it. Good God, that turns me on.

Mitch Colby v Jeremy Burk - BG East's Motel Madness 8
I just don't really watch much straight-up wrestling these days, but I have to imagine that this is not a common plot development. One man's lips planted on the body of another is inherently homoerotic. I suppose even straight-up pro wrestling might dabble in a humiliating bicep kiss as an act of subjugation, sort of a bully's prank, chuckling at the "degradation" he's wrought on his loser opponent. Some of you who follow straight-up fare can tell me if this does, indeed, pop up from time to time. Regardless of whether straight-up wrestlers work a forced bicep kiss into their repertoire, I still say there's something essentially, unmistakably homoerotic about one man's lips on any part of another man's body. Mitch Colby, with his massive hand holding Jeremy Burk's head like a grapefruit, pressed the twink's mouth against his beautiful bicep in Motel Madness 8. That kiss, along with Mitch shoving Jeremy's face into his crotch and scissoring the twink's head while Jeremy copped a completely understandable feel of Mitch's pecs, decisively turned this motel pick-up match unavoidably down the path that would lead them to end up soaping each other up, tongues down each other's throats, soon afterward.

Kid Vicious v Lobolito - BG East's Wet & Wild 4
Reigning BG East sadist-extraordinaire, Kid Vicious, may not have the biggest biceps, but they're nonetheless beautiful and more importantly, devastating. Every KV wrestling match is a morality tale in mastery. And the moral of the story? Don't fuck with KV, or more truthfully, get ready to be fucked over by KV. Skill, cunning, and the complete determination to sexually dominate will overcome all challengers, particularly fresh faced newbies who think that because KV isn't a a massive musclebound stud, he can't be all that dangerous. The Wet & Wild 4 taming of Lobolito captures the image perfectly. Lobolito's right hand is stretched, seemingly lovingly, across KV's lower back, his tongue obediently lapping at KV's rock hard bicep (KV is looking particularly toned in this bout). It it weren't for the look of abject anguish on Lobolito's face, the sneering domination written across KV's face, and the leather studded belt wrapped around Lobolito's neck, the better for KV to completely exercise his vicious control.

Kid Vicious v Kieron Knight - BG East's Bootboy Brawl 5
I haven't seen them all, but I'm assuming every KV match includes his opponent's lips pressed against his body. And why not? If you're as accomplished at the homoerotic arts of physical domination as KV, why wouldn't you insist that every conquest include some carnal worship? Babyfaced Kieron Knight from Bootboy Brawl 5 is clearly an awed protege of the vicious one, as quick off the dime to kiss his bicep as he is to do his darnedest to show the master the best he's got. To know when to be tender and to know when to be tough is surely the sign of a zen-homoerotic-wrestling master.

Rusty Stevens v Mitch Colby - BG East's The Breaking Point: Sexiest [by far]

And just to cover my bases on the topic, I also want to mention that I'm a big, big fan of the self-worshiping homoerotic wrestling hunk. Any self-worship has it's delights, but particularly the self-worship of a stunningly muscled, accomplished and always dangerous wrestler like Rusty Stevens, pushes the same buttons for me as the forced bicep kiss from an opponent (well, the buttons are at least kink-adjacent). It's cliche, I know, and yet I'm always a sucker for a hunk with baseball biceps lifting his arm to his face and planting a lingering, adoring, lustful kiss on his own bicep. Any beautiful physique can pull this off satisfyingly for me, but particularly a physique that I've seen dominate hunk after hunk, inflicting precisely measures quantities of pain and humiliation, putting every aesthetically perfect muscle to no better possible use than to one overmatched stud after another. The bicep kiss is just giving credit where credit is due - showing some love to what got you there, and to what it is that will bring home victory after sexually dominating victory.

2 comments:

  1. Mitch Colby should always have a place high on your list. He's the hottest!

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  2. I agree with you completely, tim2gym!

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