Monday, April 4, 2011

Asses Named

Congratulations to Stay Puft, who posted the best score for this week's edition of Name That Ass! All of these glutes this week should be on your list of homoerotic wrestlers to watch. I own matches with all of these hot hunks, and they're all cherished possessions. Now pull out your quizzes and let's review the answers...

Ass #1 belongs to...
...the Z-Man, Zack Vazquez/Zack Johnathan... whatever you'd like to call him, I get the impression he'll answer you.


It's Thunder's Arena wrestler Sebastian showing off the Z-Man's moneymaker in a feet-off-the-floor bearhug in Battlespace 10. The Z-Man hasn't always jobbed, but let's face it, he's jobbed more than his fair share. I'm glad to see in his recent debut with BG East that he's got a little more to offer than just having his ass beat up and down and shown off from every angle. It is, indeed, a nice ass, though.



Ass #2 belongs to...
...BG East muscle god himself, Wade Cutler.


I was just talking about this proportionally perfect muscle god! Those pecs come in a close second place for my favorite Wade Cutler body part, but hands down, it's that gorgeous ass that's at the top of my list. Again, I say, Rod Duart in X-Fights 19 was one damn lucky rookie.



Ass #3 belongs to...
...legendary pornboy, Scott Randsome (aka Kurtus Beefcake).


Specifically, here he's grinding his balls into still another legendary pornboy, Tom Katt for BG Enterprise's Fantasy Fight 2. Tom has his eye, and hands, on Scott's ass from the get-go, but the battle to determine who's ass is getting fucked is far from a given. Fans of full contact muscle on muscle wrestling simply must own this match.


Ass #4 belongs to...


Steve did just a few matches for Can-Am, including this appearance on the mats and then in the oil (ah, Can-Am), in Czech Tag Team 2. He wrestled alongside of Sonny Markham, another musceboy extraordinaire, and they faced off against the titular Czechs, Jirka Kalvoda and Jarda Kolar. I'm more familiar with Steve's more competitive work for On Top Wrestling, and his much, much less competitive wrestling for Sharpshooters. Damn, that's one gorgeous golden blond man.



Finally, ass #5 belongs to...
...BG East bad boy classic, Jose.


You know you're a bad ass when you only need one name to inspire fear. Here, Jose wrestles in one of the Paradise oil wrestling matches, up against The Lineman. Jose kicked ass all the time. Always. Satisfyingly. And his cock had its own zip code. Look at the sneer on that face, and then scroll back up and enjoy the ass again.


No shame if you didn't score a perfect 100. It's just a signal that you need to watch a lot more homoerotic wrestling. Enjoy your studies!

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