Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Cocks Named

Jobberinnyc made short work of this week's Name That Cock quiz. Way to go, jobberinnyc! He knows his homoerotic wrestling cocks, and for that, he's head of the class this week here in neverland. Let's review his excellent work, so that you can learn from his fine example.

Cock #1 belongs to...
... BG East's Dino Serra

I've seen just a few of Dino's matches, but my impression is that he had a loud-n-proud raging erection in every match. This fine display of his major league tool comes from his thrashing at the hands of eager beaver Jarrett Cole in Wrestleshack 7.


Cock #2 belongs to...
Naked Kombat's Race Cooper.

In particular, this shot of his rod comes from his most recent match, posted March 16, going toe-to-toe and cock-to-cock with Roman gladiator-looking beefy stud Jeremy Tyler. Pornboy Race is sculpted perfection. Damn.


Cock #3 belongs to...
... BG East's Jose.

Holy hell, the sight of Jose's meat always makes me gasp. Greg Leary, pictured here pinned by the python with some gratuitous pec clawing thrown in just for kicks, thought his quite impressive cock would warrant some cred when he stripped off his trunks. Pointing to his pendulous cock, Greg let Jose know that he was bringing his "quarter pounder" into the final round of their match in Hard Pros 6. Jose simply smirked dismissively and peeled out of his own trunks, illustrating that he was slapping down "the whole Big Mac." Win-win-lose, as far as I'm concerned (Jose wins; you and I win; Greg loses).


Cock #4 belongs to...

Here, Billy has hoisted blond boytoy Dax Kelly over his gargantuan shoulders, on his way to breaking the twink down to complete adoring submission. Truth is, physiques as thick and massive as Billy's make it tough to make even an impressive cock look proportional. However, Billy does just fine, as far as I'm concerned. The brain-trust that came up with the title "Wrestlers" for this release deserve a neverland razzie, but with Billy Herrington on the cover, who would ever remember the name of the tape?


Cock #5 belongs to...
... BG East's heel extraordinaire, Kid Vicious.

So I've never admitted this to anyone, ever, but truth is that KV sort of looks like a bastard boss I used to have. This is disturbing on many levels, not the least of which is the haunting shadow image of my boss pounding his fist mercilessly into the naked cock of some poor, outclassed opponent. In this case, KV was beating the living daylights out of also-aptly named Skrapper (especially his cock) in Sexy Showdown 5: Florida Fun. I'm repeating myself when I say that KV is possibly the most accomplished master of connecting all the dots in homoerotic wrestling competing today. I'm also repeating myself when I say that Skrapper continues to catch me by surprise by how arousing I find his wrestling.

So there you have it. While jobberinnyc didn't go the extra mile and name the opponents for yesterday's quiz, he is nevertheless homoerotic wrestling fan #1 in the realm of neverland, at least for this week. Keep playing. Keep studying those homoerotic wrestlers, especially the ones with gorgeous asses, awe-inspiring cocks, and delightful tattoos, and maybe next week you'll jump to the head of the class!

1 comment:

  1. I am the hot one who dino serra whipped and cocked good and shot cock cream all over me and suffocated me out with his cock and balls all over my face. X-Fight 26

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