Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Bard's Fantasy League Picks


When Z-Man debuted with BG East 3 months ago, a regular reader emailed me to let me know just how excited he was by this news. He immediately speculated on who from the BG East roster Z-Man should wrestle next. Turns out, he hit the nail right on the head, proposing that a Z-Man v Kid Karisma bout would be over the top arousing.

Of course, now we know, Z-Man followed up his mat debut with BG East with a pro ring muscle match against none other than Kid K. Nice call, savvy neverland reader! And your prediction that a Z-Man v Kid K match would be smokin' was perfect prognostication.


From a different angle, Cage Thunder recently called out both BG East rookie Austin Cooper AND proposed a detailed ring match scenario against Austin's rookie buddy, Jake Jenkins. I've got a major league crush on Jake,  so Cage's proposal to face him in the ring is fueling my imagination. Jake in white trunks with pale blue trim, then 30 minutes after stepping into the ring with Cage, stripped naked, pounded into a daze and helpless in Cage's skilled hands... well, this concept is pure gold, in my estimation.


All of this speculation, proposal and prognostication sheds light on what I assume must be a nearly universal mental exercise that wrestling kinsters play: the fantasy homoerotic wrestling card. At least, I've been playing that game for as long as I've been erotically captivated by wrestling. I love that these virtual connections available to us now, like blogs and emails, give us the opportunity to compare notes. So, in addition to a Cage on Jake Jenkins ring strip battle, here are the current top 3 fantasy league homoerotic wrestling matches on my scorecard:

Lon Dumont v Joshua Goodman (that's Mr. Joshua to you!)

I've fantasized about this combination long and hard. Not only would this settle once and for all the question of who deserves the title of my favorite homoerotic wrestler - non-pornboy division (but remember, it's about who turns me on the most, not necessarily who "wins"), I also think this would be an absolutely amazing mash-up of two delightfully different sets of assets.

Thiago Diaz v Brad Rochelle

I haven't even had an opportunity to see if Thiago has anything at all to offer in the wrestling ring other than that fantasyman bod and that hefty package dangling between his legs, but I'm already lining him up for some rookie initiation. The return of Brad has been a long-held aching fantasy of mine (and many others, I know), and I think Brad working over Thiago's muscles from top to bottom would be an earth-shaking combination of veteran fan favorite with jaw dropping rookie sensation.


First of all, Kid V partnering with Rafe Sanchez has long haunted my homoerotic wrestling dreams. Second, I've nursed a whole lot of lust for a PG-to-R-rated evolution of the careers of pretty, innocent, eager muscle boys Cody and Travis. I picture this as both a coming-of-age wrestling scenario for the bright-eyed boys as well as Rafe's first apprenticeship match, learning from the master of sadism himself.


What are your fantasy league homoerotic wrestling matches of choice?

1 comment:

  1. Ah, sexy little Rafe Sanchez. He was a lot of fun in the ring. And yeah, he has the potential to go to the dark side--love to see him paired up with KV.

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