Monday, June 27, 2011

Tightening Bard's Belt

My post on the cost of my wrestling kink generated a lot of feedback. One nice result from my nervous confession that I've never tracked down permission from Can-Am to repost their pics is that I got an email from Can-Am giving me permission to repost their pics (thanks!).

Thiago Diaz and Jobe Zander - Can-Am's Decrotchery
Speaking of which, I had to pick my jaw up off the floor when I saw the preview pics of Jobe Zander's new match for Can-Am against one of the hottest new muscle bodies I've seen in a long time, who goes by the name Thiago Diaz. Thiago is absolutely phenomenal to look at in still frame.  My head is about to explode in anticipation of seeing if he's just as kinetically hot and whether he can sell some sweet homoerotic wrestling. The sustained ball torture he appears to endure in his rookie debut entitled Decrotchery looks like seriously nasty shit of the variety that Jobe specializes in. If Thiago shows up in Can-Am's series Pro Sex Fights, I may need CPR (preferably delivered by Thiago).

Rusty Stevens and Kevin Crowes - Can-Am's Pro Sex Fight 4
And speaking of my jaw dropping (and hot muscle bodies and Pro Sex Fights), Can-Am has also posted in their store their newest Pro Sex Fight starring former long-time holder of the title as my favorite homoerotic wrestling pornboy, Rusty Stevens! I don't know what this means for Rusty's announcement that he was retiring from porn last autumn. But knowing nothing other than that Rusty has climbed into the pro wrestling ring, I can already say with absolutely certainty that he's back in contention to slam, squeeze, pound and fuck his way through the ranks of my favorite homoerotic wrestlers. And this rookie that he's squaring off against is making my head spin with almost as much velocity as Thiago Diaz! Kevin Crowes is devastatingly handsome, constructed like a go-go boy addicted to his workout endorphins, and sporting what looks to an epic cock and major league, aesthetically gorgeous ink. Smart money might be on Rusty totally owning the rookie hunk, but then again, Rusty's long resume of wrestling domination doesn't feature much ring action at all, and this very well may be the first time that I've ever seen Rusty out-prettied by an opponent (possibly with the exception of David Taylor).

Jake Jenkins and Austin Cooper - BG East's Ripped Rookies 1: A Score to Settle
In addition to the happy bonus of getting word that Can-Am is okay with me reposting, joining the ranks of the generous folks at BG East, Thunder's Arena, and Rock Hard Wrestling, my post on the cost of wrestling kink also generated some sincere efforts from several folks giving me advice about what subscription I ought to choose to be the one to drop. Jon gave me more of a psychological assessment of my core beliefs and motivations, concluding that his read on my equivocation is that I should drop Can-Am and Thunder's. Off line, I had one adamant reader insist that once you've seen one Naked Kombat, you've seen them all, so I shouldn't expect anything too new or novel to need to keep investing in them. Someone also made the most fair point that the real cost-benefit ratio should be measured at the top end of the discounts that all 4 of my subscriptions offer (even if I'm too undisciplined to budget the big bucks for one time per year cost savings).

Leo Forte & Trent Diesel - Naked Kombat - The Bondage Match June 22, 2011
With that in mind, let me point out that I could get 365 days of BG East Arena delights for $125. A year of Can-Am Max and the opportunity to pine over the likes of Thiago Diaz would set me back $179.95. The most cost-efficient means of enjoying Thunder's Arena's Thunder TV is 90 days for $59.99 on a recurring bill (not sure why a non-recurring 90 days should suddenly jump up to $100... should that be a year?), which would equate to $240 for a full 360 days. And finally, for Naked Kombat's exclusive content, I could be maximizing the fuck for the buck with their 1-year subscription at $169.99.

Z-Man and Dallas - Thunder's Arena's Custom Match
Since I'm not made of money, and since I anticipate some big bills coming up related to a barrage of travel obligations in the next 6 months, I feel like the cost-benefit analysis brings me to an unmistakable conclusion. Thunder TV, I'm afraid, is the weakest link. I'm going to sign back off of them, regretfully, but I'll check with Joe at Ringside at Skull Island for any can't miss new releases that he reviews from Thunder's. Thanks to everyone who gave me your thoughtful advice. Now, if anyone has any other wrestling kink websites out there that I'm not tracking, let me know if you think I'm missing out on some major kink gold. And of course, should Rock Hard Wrestling come out with an exclusive content membership option, I'll have to reconsider everything. It would require a whole new cost analysis of my overall wrestling kink budget, of course...

4 comments:

  1. Wow, that first picture. I've never seen any Jobe Zander matches (sadly), but his pictures always amaze me. And the descriptions of his matches at BG East make me definitely WANT to see them.

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  2. Wow, indeed! Jobe sure seems to draw all the right straws to get the hottest opponents in need of bashing.

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  3. I just found this blog not to long ago and im already addicted to it haha. I just hope you accept me into your groups so i can ready your stories.

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  4. JObe's a little bitch. It's fun working him over.

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