Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Asses Named

So how did you do on our back-to-school edition of Name That Ass? Pull out your bubble sheet and let's review the answers.

Ass #1 belongs to...

... BG East's Cole Cassidy.


Cole's body is sculpture. Every inch of him (at least every inch I've seen) is stunningly proportioned and absolutely perfectly Cole. That this perfectly tuned weapon is in the possession of such a sadistic heel ought to make much more competitive wrestlers than poor Brendan Byers quake in their wrestling boots. When Cole plants those muscled glutes across the mouth of devastated Brendan in their newly released match in Florida Fights 3, for that half a minute as Cole flexes and preens in victorious ecstasy above him, I'm bitterly envious of Brendan.




Ass #2 belongs to...

... Rio Garza.


Rio's got to have earned major frequent flyer miles getting that beautiful ass beaten from Florida to Boston to Los Angeles. He has some of the most loyal fans on the planet, and while I don't consider myself a Rio devotee by any means, I unquestionably appreciate the aesthetic lines and sculpted contours of Rio's beautiful body. I loved the concept of indy pros Cameron Mathews and Paul Hudson putting on a 2-on-1 clinic for Rio to tutor him in the arts of a professional-quality wrestling beatdown in Can-Am's So You Want to Be a Pro Wrestler. Here's another fantasy concept I'm just throwing out there... how about a rookie tutored by a pro and a homoerotic fantasyman? The pro beats him senseless and the fantasyman sexually dominates him.




Ass #3 belongs to...

... BG East's Lon Dumont.


Ironically, the close-up of Lon's ass appeared in the quiz right next to his image as my #1 favorite homoerotic wrestler - non-pornboy division in the right margin. In particular, Lon is pictured here crushing the skull of Doug Rand on opposite sides of their Tag Team Torture 12 encounter. Lon has been in sole possession of the #1 spot in my non-pornboy rankings for a helluva long time, particularly considering he hasn't had a new release in a little while. And still, hands down, he's my favorite for his equal portions of smoking hot competitive bodybuilder physique and wrestling kink golden pro wrestling persona and ring skills. I'm not ashamed to say I'm a little obsessed with Lon, particularly after our delightful interview earlier this year in which he revealed himself to be both everything that turns my on in a wrestler as well as a damn fine human being. For those who regularly write me, asking for any news of the hunk, I'm deeply thrilled to pass on three titillating tidbits I've gathered: 1) Lon has achieved even more stunning development of his physique as he enters the new bodybuilding season, 2) he is still sporting the full head of hair he foreshadowed last winter, and 3) he and his full head of hair and mind-blowing muscles will indeed be showing up again in action for BG East!




Ass #4 belongs to...

... BG East's classic workhorse, Bryan.


This beautiful, blond stud seemed to have been marching arm-in-arm with Kid Leopard in the pioneering early days of BG East. I think he was never more arousing than when he was 100% pro, in the ring in boots and square cut trunks and slamming some hot, pretty young thing's face into a turnbuckle. However, the matroom pairing of Bryan and a very young, tan, in the peak of fitness Brad Rochelle in the seminal edition of Ultra Fight is awfully, awfully compelling. Those are two incredibly notable asses locked together in one hot, ferocious battle!




Ass #5 belongs to...

...Can-Am's Beau Hopkins.


I repeat myself when I say that his opponent in Supermatch 11, Tom Flex, knew exactly what he was doing when he locked his crushing legs around Beau's narrow waist, squeezed until the dark, hairy hunk screamed out, and then yanked on Beau's trunks so hard that they entirely disappeared between those astonishingly beautiful ass cheeks. This is also a reminder of the delights that we miss out on, with the absence of baby oil in homoerotic wrestling for many years.


So it appears we have our work cut out for us as we start the new school year. No perfect scores were recorded for this Name That Ass quiz. The eternal strengths-based instructor, however, I think that just leaves so much more room to improve and to grow in our expertise when it comes to the studied appreciation of homoerotic wrestling asses.

3 comments:

  1. I hope Lon's new match will be released on the next Catalog. It would be a great Christmas gift!

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  2. I agree with you entirely, Jose!

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  3. So disappointed in myself for not recognizing Rio! In my defense, though, I've never seen him in those trunks before. (Excuses, excuses.)

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