Naked Kombat this week is billed as a battle of boyfriends. It seems that NK veteran, Mike Rivers, talked his incredibly hot boyfriend to an NK appearance. This concept probably has been done before (though I can't put my finger on it), but certainly it's not been done to death. And even if it were for nothing but innovative spirit, I'm loving it.
However, it's got more than innovative spirit. There's a whole lot going right here. Mike taunts his rookie, greek sculpture of a boyfriend relentlessly. Whether or not the boys are actually boyfriends, it does seem to me like there's an extra bit of intimate familiarity between the two. And Alexander Garrett has an accent (always value added!). And there's oil.
Yes, this is a grocery list of some of my staple homoerotic wrestling favorites, capped off by one seriously gorgeous mammoth cock on Alexander (if this man isn't already a dildo model, he should be). It's a relatively close contest, in which Mike's experience matches Alexander's superior strength. In the end, fans of muscleboys going down will be very satisfied.
The sex round, often my least favorite chapter, is interestingly uncharacteristic. There's an obligatory spanking in lieu of a pony ride (got to be one or the other, right?), but completely understandably, winner Mike wants his victory prize to be fucked by Alexander's astonishingly beautiful cock. The drama at the very end is awfully compelling, as Mike grabs Alexander by the hair, calls him a loser, and then tenderly adds, "but I love you." To which Alexander climbs to his feet and spits on his boyfriend/conqueror's back. Sweet, sweet drama, boys! The post-match interview is also sweet... less hot, but sweet. I'd love to see more boyfriend battles and the drama that ensues (and more of Alexander, please!).