Thursday, December 8, 2011

Ken-dred Spirits, Continued

Chatting with Ken Canada, one of BG East's classic, handsome jobbers, was truly a delight! I hope that Ken's enthusiasm and damn sweet earnestness come through, because they're awfully charming. My conversation with Ken continued from where I left off in yesterday's post, with me asking about Ken's other BG East matches after he wrestled Sal Bruno and in Wrestlefest 1's Battle R'Oil.

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BG East's Ken Canada and his strategically placed Maple Leaf
[...interview continued from yesterday...]


Bard: And, needless to say, the image of you sliding around in the middle of the Battle R'Oil is warming a different part of my body. Any other BG East wrestling memories that stick out for you?

Ken: On that first visit in the summer of 1996, on the same weekend as I'd wrestled in the Battle R'Oil, I'd also wrestled Jett Larson and Ian Nesbitt in two separate matches. Jett is a handsome, nicely put together lad and one of the sweetest guys I've ever met. Ian is a real sweetheart too; witty, clever, and...while wrestling in a skimpy speedo...he's raunchy as hell!

Ian Nesbitt sets the pace in his match with Ken from Wrestlefest 1
Bard: Ian is another classic favorite of mine, and in no small part due to his being "raunchy as hell!" The Scottish accent also makes me weak in the knees. If I'm not mistaken, you wrestled a couple of the other early BG East icons as well, right?

Ken: On my second visit to the BG East estate, around 1997, it was while the comet, Hale-bop was slicing its way through the heavens above, a welcomed harbinger of victory in the ring or an ominous omen of disaster for me? Hmmmm. Time would tell. That weekend, I tangled with Kid Vicious in a hot ring match, and then, the next afternoon, with TNT Horrigan down in the BG East basement on the cool, black mats in the Mat Room. Kid Vicious is a veteran wrestler who knows all the right moves, and all the dirty illegal ones, too. TNT Horrigan is another veteran BG East rassler who knows how to get his opponent into a hold which soon has him screaming like a little girl. I'm not saying that that was the case in our mat match, but I can't deny that he had me in agony with a couple of his expertly applied submission holds.
KV makes Ken hurt so good in Ringwars 4
Bard: You've simply got an incredible wrestling pedigree! I haven't seen a few of your matches, but that will soon be rectified. I imagine that, years later, some people might second-guess being immortalized as a homoerotic wrestling gladiator. As you look back, do you have any regrets?

Ken: Both times I went to Pembroke to wrestle, I boldly went where few men have gone before: into the BG East ring or onto the BG East mats up against bigger, stronger, more skilled wrestlers. But I can honestly say that I've absolutely no regrets for having done so. I've always held onto the belief that you just gotta' grab life by the balls and yank life around until it gives! I apply this same philosophy to wrestling. Whenever I'd find myself trapped in a hold of which I could see no immediate escape, I'd always go for the ever-vulnerable bulge. Hell! If it didn't do the trick, at least I'd have had the pleasure of having squeezed the other guy's man-jewels in my horny hand and of seeing that hot, sudden look of utter agony splash over his cocky face. YEAHHHH! Now that's what does it for me! Dirty moves or not, whatever it takes to get the other guy to say, "I give! I give!"... I'm right there!

Bard: You are an inspiration to me, Ken. I hope to embrace life, wrestle it to the mat, and crank on it by the short hairs with as much abandon as you have! Do you stay in touch with any of your brothers-in-wrestling?

"Raunchy as hell" Scottish grappler,
Ian Nesbitt
Ken: I do still stay in touch with Kid Leopard and Ian Nesbitt. Even before our Wrestlefest 1 wrestling match on that 1996, July fourth weekend, Ian and I had established an instant connection, as soon as we'd met each other on that Friday afternoon. Behind his rough 'n tough, alter ego of Ian Nesbitt - Glasgow's infamous street gang leader - Ian's a very funny, intelligent, articulate man who also happens to be a great writer too! Kid Leopard and I have a different sort of connection; spiritual, yet still centered upon man-to-man, erotic wrestling. We'd come to terms with our own individual wrestling obsessions via very similar routes. I look upon wrestling as being a key part of the very core of who I am. When puberty decided to kick in, I'd imprinted wrestling upon it to such a degree that for me, sex and wrestling had become synonymous... an inexplicable and inextricable morphing of the two dissimilar entities. Kid Leopard and I are also connected by birthdays too; his falls exactly one week after mine. I write him every March 15th just to make him smile or (hopefully) laugh. He's invited me down to his place in Florida several times, and with the colder weather now starting to creep in, I may soon take him up on his kind offer.

Bard: Did you keep wrestling after your stint on camera with BG East?

TNT demonstrates his expertise in his match
with Ken in Submission 6
Ken: Oh yeah! I'd joined a gay wrestling group in Toronto who met up weekly for arranged matches in a free space replete with wrestling mats and even showers! There was no sexual activity allowed in these matches (damn it!) , but it was a fantastic opportunity to meet other guys of like mind and body, with whom any manner of relationship would be totally free to blossom later on. My friend -"Mike" - who'd introduced me to BG East by way of his videos, had invited me over to his apartment one summer evening to be tossed around by a big, lean, handsome, closeted, wannabe heel wrestler named "Paul." Paul had been looking to wrestle against a local smaller jobber who'd be up to being lifted, carried, tossed, pinned, stretched, groin-grabbed...well...you know...all the really good stuff! Was I up for his exquisite abuse? Hell ya!!! I'd nicknamed him, "Paul Bun-yon." And although he was indeed a very ruggedly handsome, broad-shouldered, towering giant of a man, it was his squeezable, bitable, tight, rock hard buns which really did it for me! I wanted to get totally lost in between those magnificent glutes of his, but had to settle for being trapped in endless body and head scissors holds between those massive, muscular gams of his! I'd ended up wrestling Paul only twice more after that first wonderful night. He had a partner who didn't care much for wrestling. A couple weeks later, Paul had actually said to me that were it to happen that I should run into the two of them walking the streets of Toronto, to walk right past he and his partner and to not acknowledge him!

Bard: Damn. That's cold.

Ken: Painful though it was to do, after he'd said this to me, I declined his request to meet up and wrestle with him again. I'll always have those great memories of being scooped up by this 6'3" giant, being body slammed to the mat and then slowly climbing up his gym-sculpted body, and lingering at his invitingly growing basket. Yeah...being a big heel wrestler and male nurse's secret jobber call boy was a wonderful, though short-lived experience...and one which I'll never forget.

Bard: Has being a BG East wrestler affected your personal relationships?

Inside and outside the ring, sometimes
we all need to take a good beating.
Ken: My partner has known all about my ties with BG East since the beginning of our relationship. He's watched all five of my matches and is totally great with the fact that wrestling turns me on. He's not into erotic wrestling himself, and I fully respect that; just as he respects my interest in it. We're not together solely based upon our similarities. Our interesting differences help to bind us as well. Nobody wants to partner off with an ass-kissing, yes-man. I really believe that deep down, we all want and need an honest counterpart, someone who'll awaken our conscience and bring us to our senses by figuratively slapping the stupidity out of us whenever we've stubbornly dug our heels into the ground, just to avoid bruising our ego! I've been "slapped" many times...and I'm a better man for it!

Bard: Sounds like you’ve found a real keeper there! Congratulations! Even though your partner isn’t into erotic wrestling, there’s something awfully hot about him sitting down and watching Ken Canada’s greatest hits. And it sounds like you've definitely remained immersed in wrestling.

Ken: I'd also wrestled at Hillside Campground in The Endless Mountains, Pennsylvania. I'd only gone there one time, and I believe that it was only the third anniversary of the gay wrestlers' campground having been established. Since then, Hillside has grown incredibly larger, welcoming many more wrestlers than in the year when I had gone. It was amazing! I highly recommend camping there. I guarantee that you'll be "pitching a tent" - if not overhead, well then most certainly in your wrestling trunks/speedo. The campground also offers all campers access to their great in-ground swimming pool. The guys are really, really friendly...and really, really hot, too! Go! Enjoy yourself! While there, I’d met a wonderful bearded lawyer/wrestler named "John" from Washington D.C.. I regret having lost touch with him over these past years.
Bard: You've really lived it, Ken! Again, I say, you are truly an inspiration. What are you up to these days?

Ken: As I mentioned, I'm very happily partnered off now and living in Ontario, Canada. I still maintain regular contact with Kid Leopard, and Scottish bad boy - Ian Nesbitt. I love visiting the BG East website to keep up with the latest news, faces, and tanned, muscular bodies of the wrestlers. I wonder if they know how truly lucky they are to be welcomed through the gates of the BG East wrestling home.

Bard: Any of the BG East boys that have come along after you that you'd like to get your hands on?

Ken and I have some plans to pick up where
Blaze left off, with Mr. Joshua captured
in the corner
Ken: Hmmm. That's a tough one! Well, I sure wouldn't mind goin' one-on-one with Mr. Joshua Goodman, Jobe Zander, or Brook Stetson... or, better yet, having all three of them take turns ripping me apart piece by piece! That'd be fun! Hey! What if, by some miracle, (and it'd have to be some kind of miracle), Ken Canada were to take 'em all by surprise and manage to bind all three wrestlers in the ring corners, with their legs spread wide apart, their trunks pulled down, and their bountiful junk hanging free? I'd float from big guy to big guy, squeezing, fondling, groping, licking these giants' tantalizing packages! Now that'd be a blockbuster DVD, for sure! Then again, that’d be a lot of balls for just one guy to juggle!

Bard: I'm pulling out my wallet as we speak! And if you need a hand with all those balls, you have to call me up. I'll take personal responsibility for working on Mr. Joshua. Any other BG East hunks that you'd like to face off against?

Ken: Come to think of it, it'd also be loads of fun playing, "What's inside your trunks?" with The Enforcer, Magnus, Surge, Cage Thunder, and Muscle Mask. Do you see any kind of theme going on here? Masks sorta' turn me on... big time!
Bard: You and me both, brother! Any other Ken Canada updates for your fans?

Ken: Just like the eager, underdog jobber in the BG East ring, I'm a man with great ambition! For the past year or so, I've been working on a novel - an exciting, suspenseful thriller about the discovery of a cancer cure. I'm also trying to finish up my first feature film script - a romantic dramedy about two brothers. I guess you can call it a "bro-mantic" dramedy". There aren't enough brother-bonding films out there. If I were to ask you for one right now, could you name one?

Bard: One that isn’t a homophobic mess? Hmmm… nope!

Ken: I can think of “Fred Claus", starring Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti. I'm stuck for another, though. Whether by blood or by choice, brother-bonds are important. I have one brother by blood already, but I've come to realize that life has come to bless me with a small handful of other brothers, with whom I share a deep-set passion for man-to-man wrestling and more!

Bard: Well this conversation certainly gives me a feeling of strong "Ken-ship" with you! I've said it at least twice already, but I have to say it again before we're done here: you are an inspiration! You've been incredibly generous to share your time with me and agree to let me post our interview. I can guarantee that I won't be alone in being both entertained and inspired by your fantastic journeys in homoerotic wrestling!

Ken: Thanks again, Bard. You're a proficient, prolific, and talented writer. I'm honored to have been asked for this interview. BG East has been an important part of my adult life. You can't spell BG East without an "A"...or as I like to say, "an eh!" I love your blog, and I'll remain a loyal reader/follower for as long as you write it.

Ken Canada - A Classic

7 comments:

  1. I will graciously extend an invitation to Mr. Canada to find out what is inside my trunks whenever he wishes.

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  2. That was me--Cage Thunder.For some reason it's not letting my use my name.

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  3. Wow! Thanks for the fantastic interview.

    Now I have to recalibrate and assess Ken Canada as an articulate and insightful genius, in addition to his superbly sexual ring-dancing abilities and beautiful energy!

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  4. Great interview, Bard--Ken's sincerety and, well I hope this doesn't sound dumb, but plain ol' NICENESS--really shine through!

    Ken, thanks so much for sharing your experiences with all of us, and giving us a rare insider's view!

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  5. Not sure what's been up with the comment-permissions around here. Glad to hear from you, Cage Thunder, and as I said to KL, just get it on tape for the rest of us!

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  6. Excellent interview, keep up the good work! Thanks for posting...

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  7. Was great to stumble across this interview. Ken is a fantastic guy I had the pleasure of meeting at Hillside one summer more than a dozen years ago. It's a special memory. If anyone is in touch with Ken or knows how to reach him, kindly either ask him to drop John, formerly of DC (& NC) a line at "mattbirns@aol.com", or if you feel comfortable doing so, convey his contact info to me at same.

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