Monday, January 9, 2012

The Return of the King

Young, rookie Brad Rochelle pumped and ready for business
Kid Leopard promised me this summer when I visited the BG East compound that we haven't seen the last of legendary BG East babyface, Brad Rochelle. Like so many other homoerotic wrestling fans, I was thrilled by this news. The instant I saw Brad as the cover boy on the front page of the BG East website about 13 years ago or so I was sold.  Such a handsome face; such a gorgeous, hard body! Just that one cover image of Brad made him an instant star of countless homoerotic wrestling fantasies.  So when I actually got my hands on my first glimpse of him working all those mouth-watering muscles in the ring, he was already cemented as a homoerotic wrestling fantasy man. Watching his matches over the following years has never disappointed me. His body, like his wrestling persona, matured, which as far as I'm concerned is only good news. After a few early career victories, he was stuck deeply in the rut of jobberdom as The Boss bound his hands behind his back to be everyone's practice dummy in The Contract series. The endless humiliation and vicious abuse of his body and spirit finally made the babyface break, and all those nasty dirty tricks and vile exploitation he'd suffered over the years came back to haunt newbie babyface after newbie babyface. About 3 years ago BG East released a tag team match that they found in their archives from Brad's earlier work, but the last we saw of the Brad storyline was his 2006 appearance in his signature series, The Contract, enlisting a reluctant Jonny Firestorm to join him in teaching Patrick Donovan and Steven Thomas a lesson they won't soon forget.

Then Brad seemingly disappeared. His fan group has continued to pine away, but as the years ticked by with no sight of him, even the most diehard Brad fanatics began to despair.  The Boss dropped hints in the BG East fan group from time to time, assuring everyone that Brad was still around and would someday see the light of day again, but after 5 years, longing mentions of Brad on the boards tend to spark sneering slap downs from commenters who've grown convinced that he's officially retired. My report of The Boss' promise that we'd see Brad again notwithstanding, the ranks of believers have grown thin lately. And then, like a vision from beyond the veil, The Boss posted 6 picture proofs that Brad's days in the ring and on the mats are undeniably not over!

Brad Rochelle, still wrestling and filling out his trunks exceedingly well!
Counting myself among the Brad fanatics of this world, I had a delightful exchange with Kid Leopard this past weekend that resulted in The Boss granting me the opportunity post a few more exclusive, as-yet unseen photos from Brad's return. These pics seen here, along with the pics from the fan groups, assure me that my erotic dreams will once again be haunted by fresh images of Brad Rochelle inspiration. Prior to this, fans have debated what time might have done to this fantasyman. While not identical to his rookie body of 13 years ago (who is!?), I'm thrilled to see that he's stayed in shape and, if anything, is filling out his awesomely tight trunks possibly better than ever. That ass!

Brad cracks Chace LaChance across his knee.
For years, the legions of hopefuls have been speculating about who Brad ought to meet in his momentous return. More exclusive pics show further detail of Brad's impending appearance against some of the prettiest babyfaces to arrive on the scene since last we saw Brad. Go-go boy bombshell Chace LaChance has never looked better than stretched vulnerably across Brad's leg in a luscious over-the-knee backbreaker!

Attila Dynasty winces (and bulges) in the grasp of the veteran.
Acrobatic prettyboy Attila Dynasty gets the same treatment. Brad looks to me like he's carving up a Thanksgiving turkey with Attila's astonishing package bulging temptingly in Brad's face. Both Chace and Attila are at that crucial early career pivot point. They've both lost humiliatingly. They've both most recently chalked up some very entertaining victories. Not unlike an early career Brad, they look primed to either become forces to be reckoned with in the BG East stable, or to join the ranks of epic jobbers, of which perhaps no one is more epic than Brad himself.  Brad appears to have returned to tip the scales toward jobberdom for pretty Chace and Attila!

Babyface teamwork comes back to bite Brad in the butt.
Chace and Attila, on the other hand, appear none too eager to roll over submissively and let the icon put them in their place. The lovely young bucks clearly don't go easy on the legend.  Opponents have been torturing Brad's beautiful back for more than a decade, and Chace and Attila look determined to bend the veteran hunk past the point of no return and cut short his much anticipated return before it really starts.

Brad is living large and in charge, flexing overtop of 2 defeated prettyboys.
I can't attest to the sequence of the photos, but whether earlier or later in the confrontation, at some point Brad has bested both beautiful boys and stacked them like firewood on top of one another in the middle of the ring as he flexes overtop of them. Perhaps Brad proves, once again, that he's worth more than two babyface rookies who might have visions of filling his shoes as the resident BG East babyface heart throb?

Brad's 1-finger salute to the doubters and haters
The time away has done nothing to make Brad's body less tantalizing, nor his attitude less contemptuous. The Boss sent me this pic of Brad flipping a middle finger to all the doubters and haters out there who tried to rewrite history with him as anything short of the headliner muscle jock that made countless fans weak at the knees. The wrestling singlet is doing wonders for me here.  Those are eye-catching bulges (the biceps, the shoulders, the pecs, the crotch...)!

Is that a floppy-haired Denny Cartier schooling veteran Brad in mat wrestling!?
Brad's opponent on the mat appears to me to be another welcome return to BG East, namely former homoerotic wrestler of the month and babyface star of many wrestling fantasies of mine, Denny Cartier.  If it is Denny, he's let his hair grow out, which we know is indeed a sexy, curly mop. He's also sporting hot, hairy legs that look like they could snap Brad's spine in half, so yep, I think it's Denny! Brad's got a ton of experience to draw from, but facing Denny in his bread-and-butter setting on the BG East mats seems to me like a formula for Brad to discover that even though fans may be falling over themselves to celebrate his return, there's some merciless competition at BG East that would probably like nothing more than to send Brad back to the ranks of eternal jobbers. Come to think of it, there are probably a whole lot of those eager fans who'd like that, as well!

Cameraman Jonny Firestorm appears to make his presence known
during Brad's much-lauded return to the ring (this photo also posted
at BG East Yahoo Group)
So what have we learned, my friends? We've learned that beautiful Brad Rochelle, indeed, has made a return to face some of the prettiest new faces in the ring and most dangerous mat wrestlers that BG East has to offer. We've also learned that Brad continues to be smokin' hot, gorgeous as hell, and while some of his famous muscles may be a little smaller, I swear to God his ass and crotch have grown and grown finer with age. I can only imagine the story lines that take Brad on a journey into the ring with Chace LaChance, Attila Dynasty and Jonny Firestorm, and onto the mat with dangerous Denny Cartier. But another thing that we know: it isn't just my imagination. This is no Elvis sighting. Brad is back, and I can't wait (though it seems I'll have to) to get to see Brad work his magic on the boys that have come along since.

Thanks Kid Leopard, for the tantalizing pics and for setting our hearts pumping in anticipation! And welcome back, Brad!

7 comments:

  1. Welcome back, Brad. And excellent piece, Bard!

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  2. Denny Cartier? It looks like Jeremy Tyler to me.

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  3. Now that you mention it, Anon, the tats are all wrong for Denny (as in, there aren't any). Damn. I was getting seriously hyped for a Denny v Brad mat match. If it is Jeremy, and I think you could be right, then I'm happy to see a NK boy get picked up by BG East.

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  4. great coverage! i do believe his opponent is Jeremy from naked Kombat?? Now wouldnt that be a hot match to see beautiful jobber buttboy brad get ridden and plowed hard all over the ring mats!
    (http://www.nakedkombat.com/site/shoot/11411-Brenn-Wyson-vs-Jeremy-Tyler.html?c=1)

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  5. I myself welcome back the jobber of BG and hope that the Kid will put me into the ring with Brad and allow me to continue his losing ways. Darius aka Blkmuscles

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  6. Darius! I would love to see just about anybody getting smothered in between those pecs of yours, but I definitely like the idea of Brad meeting your massive muscles! Email me and lets chat about what you'd do to him: wrestlebard@gmail.com

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