Sunday, February 5, 2012

Hotter Than I Can Imagine

Yesterday something momentous happened. This is something that just doesn't happen often. It played out like this... I posted yesterday on Kid Karisma's report back to me that Austin Cooper was not the sore loser whose ego just couldn't tolerate getting owned by Kid K. Apparently, there's still some as yet unreleased match between Kid K and an opponent who walks away seriously pissed. Most of the time, Kid K assures us, once he's dominated a lucky hunk in the ring, there are no hard feelings. Typically, roughed up egos are soothed with Kid's classic concoction of karisma and commitment to bacchanalian delights. They all go out partying together once club gear replaces boots, kneepads and trunks. As is the norm, Kid Karisma revealed yesterday, Austin was out partying with Kid K soon enough after their recently released ring match for Austin's Wrestler Spotlight DVD.

Kid Karisma can read my mind
As is my way, this sent my imagination into overdrive, picturing these two ripped, gorgeous, hot as hell young hunks tearing up the dance floor side-by-side.  With hatchets buried, Kid Karisma and Austin Cooper hitting the clubs and shaking their respective world class asses together was instantly an image that possessed my imagination with an iron grip.  Then, as if reading my mind, I received this pic from Kid K:

Kid and Coop on the dance floor before the party begins
Turns out, Kid K and Austin beat my imagination to the punch. This is apparently a shot of the two of them early on in an evening out clubbing, studying themselves in a wall of mirrors. It doesn't look like there are many fellow-partyers yet there, but ohmygod what lucky, lucky (luckyluckylucky) bastards were those who walked onto the dance floor that night to see the sculpted physiques of Kid Karisma and Austin Cooper doing my 3rd most favorite thing to do with hard, hot bodies like theirs!

In my imagination yesterday, I had suggested that the only thing that could make that scene any hotter was to throw Jake Jenkins into the mix to form a perfect storm of blond, red-headed, and brunette hunkiness that would surely bring fellow partiers to their knees.  A short time later, I received this little treasure guaranteed to drive me insane:

Now the party can really begin!!!
I do believe in a god, because the karismatic one answered a prayer that I hadn't even dared to voice out loud. I suppose that may make this threesome the holy trinity, but I'm going to stop the religious analogies there before I get complaints from the devout fringe who may read this blog. I may be too old and not nearly pretty enough to get in the door of any club that might be the setting to see this truly awe-inspiring scene of gorgeous bodies, but having one prayer answered already, my next prayer is to see something like this in person before I die. The smiles on their glassy-eyed faces are making me melt as I see superimposed overtop of them the picture of Austin pounding the shit out of Jake in their jockstrap BGE debut Ripped Rookies... and Kid Karisma tying Jake's spine like a bow around the ring post in their No Mercy Hunkbash... and what I can only imagine will be a feast for the eyes to watch Kid K and Austin's new release for Austin's Wrestler Spotlight (which I'll be enjoying soon!).

Crowning a New Champion: Kid Karisma
The answer to prayers (or the reading of my mind) by Kid Karisma and his camera isn't actually the momentous event that I mentioned to start this post. Following up on a fantastically hot, candid, provocative interview to start 2012, the stunning beauty of Kid K and Austin's match in still frame, and these behind the scenes shots of three of the most gorgeous young homoerotic wrestlers in action today, something even more momentous happened: Kid Karisma knocked Lon Dumont out of the spot of my favorite homoerotic wrestler (non-pornboy)! Lon has absolutely owned that title for ages, and I'm still awfully devoted to him as he remains top contender to retake the title, but without a Lon release in Catalog 91 and with Kid K fulfilling my fantasies before I even have them, there's just no doubt about it. There's a fiery, no shit, hardbodied, blue-eyed, freckle-faced, red-headed rugby player turned homoerotic wrestler in undisputed ownership of the title of my favorite homoerotic wrestler (non-pornboy division): Kid Karisma.

14 comments:

  1. is there a stronger word than Jealous for this post and these pictures? If there is, it has not been invited yet. And holy hell, the three of them look like they enjoy themselves in or out of the ring!!

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  2. I'd probably gloat more if I wasn't so dumbstruck and in awe. They make quite a party wagon, don't they?

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    1. a party wagon of dreams (and I time gone by... for me that is)

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  3. Its cool to see the bg east guys candid.

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  4. These posts are so great. I'm loving the candid behind the scenes scoop and getting to know the people behind the action. We often only get to see the glossy final product but this adds much more dimensionality and intrigue for me.

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    1. Totally agree, would love to see more behind the scenes. Love to see them not only in the ring kick ass but also see a human side to them.

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  5. Thanks, guys! Some of my favorite galleries from the BG East arena are the "behind-the-scenes" pics. I agree, it's fun and fascinating to get a bit more of these guys personalities when they're not in the ring.

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  6. I'm glad Kid Karisma is finally getting the attention he so well deserves. In addition to having a spectacular body, ruggedly handsome good looks and a world class set of glutes, he's a consummate performer, a terrific athlete and a gifted wrestler. His personality shines through every match and he delivers the goods each and every time, and whether he's taking a beating or delivering one, he's mesmerizing to watch. BG East should strap a title around that boy's waist!

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  7. Agree, agree, agree! While BGE hasn't strapped a title around his waist, he's got one here at neverland.

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  8. that is just mindblowing. and so hot.

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  9. OMG!!! That candid shot of Coop, Kid K and Jenks... sooo hot!!!

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    1. These three studs are like a smoking hot guy version of Charley's Angels!

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  10. LOL They could totally be the hot guy version of Charlie's Angels! Damn, that would be must-see tv!!!

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    1. LOL Glad you approve! :) Loved seeing these hot candid pics. Thanks for sharing.

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