For RandyB, he's stripping and stroking as Jaxton Wheeler. His bio is a curious ode to his skill at manscaping. I'm all for Rex/Jaxton's personal grooming, but I don't know if that's where I really begin with being turned on by him. "There's something about his impeccable manscaping that drives us wild," RandyB gushes about Jaxton/Rex almost from the start. Eventually, the description mentions his massive chest, his nipples, his "meaty paw" gliding up and down his "beautifully erect cock" before squeezing the "round globes of his perfect bubble butt" and then playing with his hole.
Moments like this bring into sharper focus for me how my erotic tastes differ from mainstream gay porn. It's not that I disagree with any particular point of the text about my recent homoerotic wrestler of the month. It's just that the literary eye lingers in all the "wrong" places (read: not where my eye lingers, no condemnation implied). No mention of his tree trunk thighs which could squeeze the consciousness out of some lucky punks head in an eternal head scissors. No mention is his sculpted arms, built for milking a side headlock like juicing an orange. And sure, that's one "beautifully erect cock," but it's just meat if it isn't slapping an opponent's face in a humiliating schoolboy pin or poised and lubed for a post-match victory celebration.
|Rex's gorgeous body is for dominating in the ring!|
Actually, I'm not trying to run down RandyB. I subscribed there for a while, sucked in by the allure of Chris Rockway and Reese Rideout's full-fuck pro wrestling fantasy send-up. I think of it as great quality porn that manages to sell some personality along with the standard gay porn fare (which I tend to assess as lacking in any personality). But I didn't linger long, despite RandyB sending me pleas to sign back up again, ad nausea. What RandyB didn't do for me, other than a good portion of Chris Rockway and Reese Rideout's one-off, was tweak my particular kink for wrestling.
|Marc Merino won't soon forget Rex's crushing thighs.|
|Rex shows muscle hunk Marc what all those muscles are for.|
|Exquisite manscaping, Rex!|