Friday, February 3, 2012

Serendipity

Eli Black is bulging in all the right places.

Serendipity: : the faculty or phenomenon of finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for (according to Miriam-Webster). For example, what delightful serendipity, having just selected lean mean wrestling machine Eli Black as homoerotic wrestler of the month and then to find him the new coverboy for BG East's new catalog 91!


It's not that I expected or had even hoped to see the stunning likes of Eli on the pages of BG East at all, much less as the ripped to shreds model for the cover of the BGE website. It was just delightful serendipity.


I have not yet seen the brand spanking new release of Gutbash 9, but I'm hoping to soon. The promise of hairy side of beef Morgan Cruise and marble sculpted Eli taking it to one another's abs with a vengeance is an arousing proposition, to say the least!


I can't always tell from the photos or the match description who gives better than he takes, but it certainly looks like Morgan pushes his weight around and gives Eli a ferocious welcome to the ranks of BG East that he won't soon forget. As I raved not two days ago, Eli is hot as hell, and for BG East it certainly looks like he's even more ripped and beaten raw than I've seen him yet.


Morgan is looking every bit as tasty as in his debut wrecking at the hands of my reigning favorite homoerotic wrestler (non-pornboy) Lon Dumont. I'm thinking that Morgan was taking notes when Lon dished out the exquisitely gorgeous and hard lessons of what it takes to be a serious BG East  heel, because he looks like he pulls out all the stops all over Eli's beautiful body. There's some sadistic, cheating, vile and merciless punishment captured in the preview pics for this match, and 95% of it appears to be heaped all over Eli's tortured body. Just like Lon explained, tying your opponent up helplessly in the ropes opens up the door for all sorts of beautiful battering! I swear I can put my hand up to the screen and feel the heat rising off of those beaten beet red abs of Eli's.


Whoever picked Eli's gear gets a major shout out from me, as well. His RHW gear has not been entirely complimentary, but this sparse fabric with a bit "POW" plastered across his ass is simply gorgeous! His ass in the air, in a rear mount working on sleepering Morgan out cold is making me want to go back and crown him as homoerotic wrestler of the month twice this month! Since Gutbash 8 technically hit the airwaves in February, I can guarantee that Eli is a serious threat to be the first ever back-to-back winner of two homoerotic wrestler of the month titles!


And I'm just saying, I never got quite the same impression of Eli's package that these stills from Gutbash 9 clearly give. This is nothing short of beautiful art, my friends. I'm seriously smitten!

13 comments:

  1. Sweet Jesus, my every prayer has been answered, more Eli in 2012. All I can type is wow, I'm not sure it is possible, but somehow this kid got cuter on the flight from Ft Lauderdale to Pembroke. Though it could be the talent of the BGEast photog, working with the white on perfect Gut Bash trunks defiantly makes their job easier. But credit goes to the talent behind the lens cause he looks great in every BGEast shot.

    I'm defiantly in camp Eli and second your nomination for 2 homoerotic nods in a row.....

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  2. Dear Young People,

    Yes, sometimes a tattoo can make you look "cool." But please stay away from tattoo parlors when you've been out drinking, and please take time to consider what you are permanently inking on your body and where you are putting it.

    Thank you very much.

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  3. Okay, that public service announcement for the young people is one of the funniest things I've read in a while! There's clearly a backstory there, and I for one would love to hear about who got what tattoos when they were drunk that they now regret.

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  4. I'm curious about his MMA experience now. He shows off a bit of his skills in the beginning of the video and it looks like he has slight cauliflower ear so he must've had at least a few matches. But all these Eli releases have been a great way to start off 2012!

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    1. I've wrestled since I was three , I was a all American in college, and have been fighting for a while now had a 5-0 ameture career and am undefeated pro still looking to step higher (ufc), yes I have cali ear in both ears :p

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    2. Woo-hoo! Anony-Eli, it's awesome to know that you're tracking all the fan support being sent your way. Anything else you want to tell us about yourself?

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    3. More about me, like befor lol no matter what I do, I'll proform, never settle for lest then my best, never back down always keep fighting...................

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    4. Eli, are any of your MMA matches online (Youtube)?

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    5. Yes they are but you won't find em under eli

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    6. Ahh... Eli, I'm so intrigued. Give us some hints. Your fans want to see how it all began in the MMA world.

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    7. Haha I guess you'll all have to wait till you look on the ultimate fighter and say the guy looks familiar , till a light bulb clicks

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  5. Eli is a very engaging, dedicated kid, was a phenom on the amateur mats and one of the finalists for the lead role in "Win Win". But like most guys bursting with talent, he needs a good coach/director to channel that raw energy and layered talent. BG East and Eli are a perfect match for that reason because BGE takes skill, technique and performance very seriously. The contrast between his BG East matches and his other appearances point to the difference between producers who ARE wrestlers themselves and ones who are content to sell improvised wrestling with talent not qualified or trained to pull it off. It's disrespectful of the wrestlers AND the audience. But producing great wrestling is obviously not their goal. Making money is.

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    1. Well we owe RHW credit for their talent scouting abilities. After all, Eli, Jake and Austin may have never found their way to BGEast otherwise.

      Speaking of which, this threesome should recruit more of their wrestling/mma buds.

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