|Eli Black, aka Shutdown, aka Primus, aka Amazing|
February is a short month to reign as top homoerotic wrestler, but Eli Black certainly hit the ground running with his recent release for Rock Hard Wrestling, delightfully schooling body beautiful Alexi "Drago-lite" Ivanov in the brutal realities of post-Cold War combat. Eli scolded me a bit for covering some of the same ground as in his interview with Joe, when I asked him about what aspects of his rocking rock hard body he's most proud of. Technically, Joe asked Eli about how it was to work for Rock Hard Wrestling (this was prior to BG East's release of Gut Bash 9), during which Eli took the opportunity to appreciate how RHW makes his "picture-perfect eight-pack abs and that amazing and stunning ass" look so incredible. So my question wasn't exactly old news, but I wasn't about to try to correct Eli Black! I'll leave that to much more accomplished hands (like Jake Jenkins, Morgan "the Mastodon" Cruise, etc.). And God help them when they try...
|Jake put Eli's divinely sculpted 8-pack on display.|
In any case, Eli once again sang the praises of his astonishingly hard washboard and his luscious ass. So as the days wind down in February, I want to echo, once again, what I said to Eli. His abs and his ass are also at the top of my list of favorite elements to the stunning fight physique that Eli has crafted.
|Morgan tried to tenderize Eli's cement core.|
Why worry about sculpting a zero-fat granite sculpture like Eli's? Of course, Eli answered that question for us as well. The better to take a beating, in the unlikely event, and bounce right back to be ready to climb into the ring and come back swinging. Eli's body is clearly devoted to one task, and one task alone: to be as hard and strong as physically possible. So sure, Morgan pounded the living shit out of Eli's washboard until his anatomy chart core was a deep, throbbing red. I have no doubt in the least that Eli was roaring to climb back into the ring the next morning, ready to take what he'd learned from getting caught by a surprise spear from the Mastodon and incorporate it into Eli's own brutally dangerous game plan.
|Eli's ass is certainly eye-catching!|
|Eli looked primed to fuck up (or just fuck) Russian muscleboy Alexi.|
|Cannot WAIT to see Jake and Eli's world class asses hit the mat!|
And I suspect I hardly need to point out to anyone the provocative suggestion that Eli made when I asked him about seeing the preview pics of him wrestling a rematch with hunk stud Jake Jenkins in jock straps. When Jake decided to strip down to next to nothing, Eli took it as a personal challenge to follow suit. "I'll wrestle naked," Eli stated boldly in our interview, "just like they did it in the beginning of wrestling in Greek times." I, for one, am not about to question Eli Black's sincerity or the strength of his convictions, so I believe him 100% when he says he's willing to wrestle naked. This, of course, begs the question of when a wrestling promotion is going to put Eli in front of a wrestler who will deliver the full monty challenge that we're all now holding our breath for?! So many hot, naked wrestlers to choose from, I'm not sure who to recommend. How about dangling raw, fresh meat in front of this raging bull like Tyrell Tomsen or Christian Taylor? Or how about put him in the expert hands of Kid Vicious or Cage Thunder? Primus says he's ready to battle like the Greeks, and someone needs to take him at his word!
|Eli's got plans, don't doubt it for a second!|
Eli Black has depths that have yet to be plumbed. He's fierce, brash, potentially reckless, even, so I hope he doesn't burn out prematurely. If he takes his knocks and sticks it out, I can't help but believe every word of what Eli predicts for himself. He'll be running the show (with an iron fist, no doubt) before all is said and done!