|Art Imitating Life: Christian Taylor and Skip Vance|
|Teasing Done: Rafael Valmor and Blaine Janus|
|Sure Thing: Marc Rion and Mitch Colby|
|Just can't hide it: Jared Curzon and Gabriel Ross|
Boy toy Gabriel Ross also sometimes dances just this side of forgetting the wrestling in my wrestling fare. But he and Jared Curzon strike such a heart-melting scene in their Motel Madness UK 5 tussle! Again, they're raging hot for one another from go, and they're so fucking adorable as to be nearly too sweet to swallow. Get a load of Jared's luscious ass and monster cock, however, and you'll reconsider any reluctance to swallow that you might have had. The back and forth between passionate embrace and bearhug makes my heart (and other parts of my anatomy) pound, and I would have no trouble seeing them as the redeeming Valentine's Day for homoerotic wrestling fans.
|Signed, Sealed, Delivered: Sean Patrick and Bud Orton|
It's hard to make a list of wrestling matches with over the top sexual tension turned tender without seeing Sean Patrick show up at least once. The infamous "Kisser" of classic BG East days, Sean slapped his lips on his opponents' time after time, clearly turned on by the intimacy of domination wrestling. Pretty much anything on Sean's wrestling resume could qualify, but I think this shot of him from Sexy Showdown 4 making out with always amorous Bud Orton while simultaneously locking him up tight in an ass-up, body contorting, completely humiliating spladle seems like it could be the iconic image of the erotic component of homoerotic wrestling. Oh yeah, sweat pours off of them like Niagra falls and the wrestling is fucking fierce! How do you feel about Sean and Bud being Mr. and Mr. Valentine around here?
|Three's Company: Shane McCall, Brooklyn Bodywrecker|
and Liam Ryan
Another image that I've remarked on many times on this blog is the victory celebration with tag team partners Shane McCall and Brooklyn Bodywrecker sucking face in Tag Team Torture 2 while one half of the losing team, sexy little Liam Ryan, sucks on Shane's cock through his trunks. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, this story has GOT to be repeated, because there's just nothing sexier than tag team partners/lovers battling for domination and getting more and more aroused as they pick to pieces and utterly humiliate their losing opponents (who are also lovers)! And eroticism in the ring is at least 20 times hotter than it is anywhere else, as far as I'm concerned! Maybe it's not fair, but this pic proves the delightful possibility that the hottest homoerotic wrestling couple could easily be a threesome (or more)! Shane, BBW and Liam get my nod as connecting all the dots between tender loving and hard slamming homoerotic wrestling.
|Masks and Melting: The Enforcer and Blueboy|
Again in the ring, the stunning image from Masked Mayhem 4 of Blueboy making big, bad bruiser Enforcer melt in the corner as he nibbles on his lips and prominent chin turns... me... ON! Two gorgeous bodies, masked in mystery and coated in sweat are a formula for arousing wrestling. But with Blueboy toying with the big heel's nipple and leaning in close, crotch to crotch and tasting the hunky heel's mouth, I'm totally turned into a blubbering romantic fool. Maybe Mr. and Mr. Valentines Day Wrestling Couple 2012 are hot, horny masked men?
|Hurt So Good: Cruze/Jose and Patrick/Sean|
Like I said, it's hard not to have at least one Sean Patrick match on a list like this, and so here's a second (with another recurring nominee). I think of this as another iconic image in homoerotic wrestling from Tag Team Torture 1, with Jose and Cruze heaping agony and humiliation onto Sean and Patrick Donovan in the closing moments of their incredibly sexy victory. Stripped naked, locked into mirror image camel clutches and forced to kiss in the middle of the ring, Patrick and Sean prove that the erotic heat doesn't have to come from opposite sides of the confrontation. Perhaps this is the most iconic image of homoerotic wrestling passion, and the winning "couple" is, in this case, a foursome of hot, horny, hung hunks with bodies locked together in gorgeous symmetry and power and complete domination.
So who do you think should get the nod? You only get one vote. Of course, these are only the nominees that came to my mind. You may have another set of favorites to suggest. So vote in the right margin, and if you select "other," then name your wrestling picks for who should be Mr. and Mr. Valentines Day Wrestling Couple 2012.