|Rolando delivers the whacks on Mike Paris in BG East's Ringwars 7|
I know somebody who needs a spanking today... and that somebody is me!
|Bruce Hill and Trenton Comeaux bend over and take it|
like men from Eduardo in Can-Am's All American Oil Trio Muscle Bash
It's my birthday! I love my birthdays. I have friends who dread them, but I've never had a birthday that I didn't look forward to. You know what they say about the alternative. Another year older is another year not being dead yet, and I love life. So bring on spanking!
|It must have been Peter Bishop's birthday when he wrestled Dino Phillips|
in BG East's X-Fights 11
Normally, spanking isn't exactly my thing. I mean, physical domination and humiliation works for me (like I need to tell a neverland reader that!), but spanking for the sake of spanking isn't at the top of my list of what I need. But a birthday isn't a typical day, and particularly after searching for some hot photos of homoerotic wrestlers leaving a handprint on some shiny, bare assess, I know what I'm wishing for as I blow out my birthday cake candles.
|Brad Rochelle leaves a mark on Billyboy's vulnerable cheeks in BG East's Demolition 2|
I had decided to come up with a list (because I seem to be all about lists and awards lately) of the homoerotic wrestlers I'd most prefer to deliver my whacks. The image of Brad Rochelle's fingerprints outlined in angry red across Billyboy's lucky ass in BG East's Demolition 2 quickly popped into my mind. I'd lie about it being my birthday once a month if it meant I'd be forced to assume the position across Brad's thigh!
|Cameron Mathews won't soon forget to call him|
Mr. Joshua after his Wrestler Spotlight encounter
|Love hurts in BG East's Sexy Showdown 6|
|Skip gets it back from Mike Martin in BG East's Wet & Wild 4|
|Kid Karisma leaves Z-Man's glutes quivering in Summer Sizzlers 2|
But all right, if I have to pick the one homoerotic wrestling hunk to make celebrating hurt so good... if I'm backed into a corner and required to pick just one out of the lineup of my favorite wrestlers to star in my own personal spanking birthday fantasy, truth be told, I'd pick my reigning favorite homoerotic wrestler (non-pornboy), Kid Karisma. The reasons are many, but first and foremost, Kid K clearly enjoys the task... a lot! His evil laughter at yanking Z-Man's trunks up his crack and making the playboy model spasm in shock at the hard swat sends chills down my spine while warming my crotch delightfully.
|Headscissors-as-excuse for an ass slapping.|
Kid Karisma absolutely tenderized the twinky ass of fierce little Len Harder for boatloads of Florida Fun. From just about every angle, Kid K beat on Len's skinny ass relentlessly.
|Fold-over face-pin underneath Kid K's crotch? Just another opportunity to slap ass!|
And as Kid Karisma himself made quite clear, he's nothing if not the life of the party. So definitely, to celebrate my day I'm thinking of a certain red-headed, musclebound, freckle faced, bubble-butted beauty to pin me down, sit on my face, and pound out slow, nothing-held-back whacks across my bare ass, raising a perfectly harmonized chorus of my cries of pain and Kid K's rumbles of sadistic laughter.
Then let's turn down the lights, turn up the house music, and dance until I drop on my bright red, aching, happy ass in exhaustion! Life is good!