This, my friends, has been a bumper crop of fantastic homoerotic wrestling! I think I'll remember April 2012 for some time to come, because the new releases this month have kept me dehydrated and distracted from my work from start to finish. If it were even a slightly less competitive month, probably at least 5 of these boys would easily claim the title. But as hard as it is to put some of these incredibly entertaining boys in the back seat, I'm picking just one of them to drive us all forward as new, reigning homoerotic wrestler of the month...
... Eli Black.
Eli is only the second two-time winner of the title of homoerotic wrestler of the month. I trace his lead in the hotly contested race this past month starting right around April 4, when he dropped me the message that I might want to let neverland readers know that April was officially Eli Black month. Why official? Because Eli Black said it was so. Why his month? Because he was about to star simultaneously in new releases for an astonishing 3 different underground wrestling companies at the same time. And he kicked ass in serious MMA competition. And it was his birthday month. Enough said. It was Eli Black month.
|Eli rips Austin Cooper in half.|
|When the rules of amateur wrestling start to get bent, things get really interesting!|
|When the singlets come off, the rules go out the window.|
|Nobody seems to be able to resist gut punching that wall of rippled muscle!|
|Eli wipes the smirk right off of Jake's face with a bare-handed choke.|
|Jake threatens to snap Eli in half.|
|Shades of Brad Rochelle from Wrestlefest 2, Jake is ready to bag and tag his prey.|
|"Go... to... SLEEP!"|
|Jake dreams of past victories.|
|Reigning 2-time homoerotic wrestler of the month, Eli Black.|