|Shoulders pinned, leg hooked, crotch hovering at chin-level...|
The size and scope of this exhausting victory cannot be overstated. I'm poised to start a new job in a few weeks, which will include an epic promotion and huge jump in compensation. I will be moving across the country in the mean time, so my availability to post around here will likely continue to be spotty. But life is good, gentlemen!
|...three, you son of a bitch! You're ass is mine!"|