The field is full of former HOTM and overall favorite title holders, so you know that there are more than a handful of obvious front runners. Now that I have internet access again, rest assured you'll be hearing my justifications for most of these nominees in detail in the coming weeks. But I'm tardy for the task of giving the nod to just one dish from this mouthwatering buffet of beef and brawn, so without further ado, my pick for the new homoerotic wrestler of the month is...
Okay, so this isn't "just one." And I can name a few readers who are instantly hating on me for my pick. First of all, Cage Thunder recently chastised me on Facebook for having never tapped him for the title. Some will cry unfair lobbying, to which I reply, yet again, there's nothing "fair" (or "balanced" for that matter) about my tastes. It's not the first time I've been thrilled to reward blatant self-promotion, and knowing that Cage Thunder wants it from me could easily make it that much more fun to tease him by withholding it, even when he's earned it. But there's no doubt about it, he's earned it and I'm thrilled to give it to him (so to speak). I'm also painfully aware that there are plenty of us who can't get enough of the pretty, baby face muscle boys (including me, 7 days out of 10), and those words do not describe either Cage Thunder or Lightning Rod. Hot as hell? Yes. Gorgeous bodies paired with brilliant, full-on explicit homoeroticism? Absolutely. But pretty? Not a shred of it. Baby face? Never for an instant. Muscle boys? Doesn't quite capture it. Turned my crank the hardest with all four of their expert hands? Unquestionably!
|Lightning Rod and Cage Thunder can't quite believe Stinger is ready to wrestle them both.|
|Stinger trapped in the unfriendliest of unfriendly territories.|
|What the hell was this kid thinking?!|
|One perfectly tuned homoerotic wrestling machine!|
|Between a rock and a hard place|
|Stinger's stinger seems to appreciate his double-team agony!|
|His mouth says no, but his swelling cock screams, "Yes!"|