Sunday, July 22, 2012

Thunderstruck

Co-Homoerotic Wrestlers of the Month: Cage Thunder & Lightning Rod
Typically, I enjoy writing a retrospective of the wrestling career of my current homoerotic wrestler of the month during his reign.  Despite having, for only the second time, co-owners of the title this month, it's a little tough saying more about either Cage Thunder or Lightning Rod that hasn't already been said exceedingly well already. In the case of masked sexy man Lightning Rod, he's appeared only once, so a career retrospective would be pretty much what I've already written about him. I've lobbied the boys at BG East to get me in touch with LR to do an interview and explore more behind the mask of the curiously expert sex wrestler, but we'll have to see what comes of that.

Wrestler, writer, philosopher: Cage Thunder is the total package.
With Cage Thunder, however, the challenge is just the opposite. Choosing a homoerotic wrestler of the month who is also an acclaimed and published author who keeps his own deeply self-reflective homoerotic wrestling blog leaves so many questions long ago answered. If Thunderdome isn't already on your regular reading list, it should be. You'll enjoy reading more about what goes on in the ring, on the mat, and inside the mind of Cage Thunder than I could ever manage to catalog here.

Wade Cutler: 5'6", 165 lbs., a perfect choice to be destroyed by Cage Thunder in the ring!
Case in point, in response to my interview with him earlier this month, Cage Thunder posted a series of blog posts at Thunderdome answering some of my questions in artistic detail and greater depth than we discussed in the moment of the interview. He posted a 3-part series on BG East wrestlers he hasn't faced yet, who he'd like to put at the front of the line for getting his hands on (and legs around!).  Some of his picks, and his explanations of what he'd do to them, leave nothing left to be said.  Classic, bubble-butted muscleboy Wade Cutler vs. Cage Thunder... there are just no further words necessary or relevant!

Dante Rosetti: 5'11", 210 lbs., chisel-chinned, muscle beast!
The same goes for another classic muscleboy that Cage Thunder mentioned, Dante Rosetti. Personally, I think Cage Thunder is never sexier than when he's testing the limits and then ultimately beating into whimpering submission gorgeous, powerful muscleboys like Wade and Dante!

Tony Cosenti: 5'9", 180 lbs., looks that could kill, but since they can't, he'd be Cage Thunder's plaything before long!
He also named "sexy god Tony Consenti" on his list of dream matches.  Holy fuck! Tony vs. Cage Thunder in the Wrestle Shack. Cage Thunder sitting on Tony's beautiful babyface, stripping him of his trunks, licking Tony's pits, force-feeding him his cock.... Exquisite!

Beau Nasty & Shane Styles: Come on, Cage! Own both these badboys at once!
He listed a total of 21 fantasy matches with current and former BG East wrestlers he'd enjoy facing.  Each one is a feast for the homoerotic wrestling imagination. Of Cage Thunder's most authoritative list, in addition to Wade, Dante, and Tony, I'd also pull out my wallet and unzip my pants to see him in the ring against the Nasty One, Beau Nasty. Beau made Cage Thunder's list for his "nasty attitude, beautifully proportioned lean, muscular body, a smoking hot ass," and his "evil sneer." I'd also add that Beau could pack the front of his trunks with the bet of them. However, here's where I'd expand on the potently hot pick that Cage Thunder made on his blog.  Sure, Beau would exact some sublime suffering, but I it's inconceivable to me that Cage Thunder would fail to end up with one hand wrapped around the base of Beau's cock and balls and the other squeezing Beau's luscious ass. Now, that works for me, don't get me wrong! But throw in Beau's frequent tag team partner, Shane Styles, for a 2-on-1 ring romp, doing his best to defend his buddy's vulnerable junk, and then we'd have likely one of my top 5 favorite matches of all time. I suspect Cage Thunder wouldn't mind too much the extra effort of taming both boys at the same time!

The Enforcer: 5'11", 210 lbs., chisel-chinned, muscle beast!
The Thunder in the "Thunder and Lightning" reigning champs asked for comments naming which wrestler fans would put at the very top of the list of fantasy matches for him. You know me. I've always got an opinion. It only took me about 30 seconds to decide, but I really can't imagine who else I'd rather see in an all out brutal battle of masked muscle destruction than a heel vs. heel ring match in the BG East ring room against undefeated god of the underworld, the Enforcer. Just the idea of a battle of brutal muscle bashing between these two makes me weak in the knees.  Either Enforcer would finally crush and tame Cage Thunder, or my co-owner of the title of homoerotic wrestler of the month would tame the silent beast and, if my fantasies were to come true, unmask the granite chinned hunk, rip his trunks off of him, and turn the Enforcer into a quivering mass of sweat and cum trapped in the corner. I'd be pulling for the latter scenario!

Mitch Colby punishing Cage Thunder!? Oh, if only this were more than "just" art!
All this said, of course, skips the obvious. Whatever genius devised a photoshoot of pro wrestling holds between Cage Thunder and Mitch Colby but failed to book an actual match between them produced an epic fail of mind boggling proportions. The heat generated just by my mentioning lovely Mitch to Cage Thunder is enough to prove that this match is absolute gold just waiting to be unearthed!

2 comments:

  1. You know damned well I'd own them both--and have a lot of fun in the process....

    I like the idea of kicking Nasty and Styles' asses at the same time, too.

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  2. Lovely Mitch? So much for having dinner.

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