|Co-Homoerotic Wrestlers of the Month: Cage Thunder & Lightning Rod|
|Wrestler, writer, philosopher: Cage Thunder is the total package.|
|Wade Cutler: 5'6", 165 lbs., a perfect choice to be destroyed by Cage Thunder in the ring!|
|Dante Rosetti: 5'11", 210 lbs., chisel-chinned, muscle beast!|
|Tony Cosenti: 5'9", 180 lbs., looks that could kill, but since they can't, he'd be Cage Thunder's plaything before long!|
He also named "sexy god Tony Consenti" on his list of dream matches. Holy fuck! Tony vs. Cage Thunder in the Wrestle Shack. Cage Thunder sitting on Tony's beautiful babyface, stripping him of his trunks, licking Tony's pits, force-feeding him his cock.... Exquisite!
|Beau Nasty & Shane Styles: Come on, Cage! Own both these badboys at once!|
He listed a total of 21 fantasy matches with current and former BG East wrestlers he'd enjoy facing. Each one is a feast for the homoerotic wrestling imagination. Of Cage Thunder's most authoritative list, in addition to Wade, Dante, and Tony, I'd also pull out my wallet and unzip my pants to see him in the ring against the Nasty One, Beau Nasty. Beau made Cage Thunder's list for his "nasty attitude, beautifully proportioned lean, muscular body, a smoking hot ass," and his "evil sneer." I'd also add that Beau could pack the front of his trunks with the bet of them. However, here's where I'd expand on the potently hot pick that Cage Thunder made on his blog. Sure, Beau would exact some sublime suffering, but I it's inconceivable to me that Cage Thunder would fail to end up with one hand wrapped around the base of Beau's cock and balls and the other squeezing Beau's luscious ass. Now, that works for me, don't get me wrong! But throw in Beau's frequent tag team partner, Shane Styles, for a 2-on-1 ring romp, doing his best to defend his buddy's vulnerable junk, and then we'd have likely one of my top 5 favorite matches of all time. I suspect Cage Thunder wouldn't mind too much the extra effort of taming both boys at the same time!
|The Enforcer: 5'11", 210 lbs., chisel-chinned, muscle beast!|
|Mitch Colby punishing Cage Thunder!? Oh, if only this were more than "just" art!|