|Austin Wolf (6'4", 235 lbs) v Diego Diaz (6'3", 185 lbs)|
|Archer (5'9", 150 lbs) v Michael Vineland (??)|
Another Thunder's exclusive who demands a double-take from me everytime I run across an image of him is tatted young muscle stud, Archer. This boy can sweat, and I could spend days studying every carved, cut muscle on his gorgeous body... with my tongue. I swear this kid does to me what Brad Rochelle did to me the first time I saw him on the splash page of BG East. Fun and games and fratboy hijinks will surely keep me tuning in for more of Archer at Thunders, but holy hell in a hand basket, just imagine this mouthwatering kid climbing into the Pro Sex Fight ring with Can-Am exclusive, Michael Vineland. There's some inevitability about that match-up. For example, at some point devastatingly handsome Archer is going to be sniffing balls with his head trapped in a long, slow face-to-crotch headscissors between Michael's incredibly huge quads. And there's no way Archer won't, at some point, be tied in the ropes in the corner and getting his sweat soaked muscles alternately stroked and pummeled, most likely with his cock and balls hanging out the front of his trunks. And sure, someone's getting fucked, and most likely he'll return the favor. But still, the journey along the way with these two would absolutely demand me pull my wallet out.
|Victor Paz (6'2", 172 lbs) v Jimmy Clay (??)|
Two more brand loyalists (as far as I know, please correct me if I'm wrong!) that I'd love, love, love to see "cross-pollinate" are BG East rookie Victor Paz and Can-Am sex fighter, Jimmy Clay. Jimmy talks a good game and has a lovely body, but he's more pornboy than homoerotic wrestler. That fact is precisely what makes me absolutely ache to see him step onto the mat against laser-focused MMA hardbody, Victor. Jimmy would be all about the camera angles (which I'm not knocking him, mind you... a boy who thinks about precisely how sexy this will look on camera is golden in my book). He might get some early offense, locking up Victor in a sloppy headlock. But the shitstorm that would rage all over Jimmy's fratboy porn-body for the next 45 minutes would be absolutely epic! Victor nearly took down Eli Black with legitimate skill, stamina, and strength against a wrestler who epitomizes all three of those! Poserboy Jimmy? Holy hell. But if anyone could grind his ass into Victor's crotch and get a rise out of the stunning MMA stud, I'm betting Jimmy could make a mat loss turn into a win-win-win (that last win is for me and you) scenario with Victor.
|Lon Dumont (5'7", 150 lbs) v Coupe (6'1", 215 lbs)|
BG East fixture, Lon Dumont + Thunder's Arena goofy boy: Coupe = Match made in heaven. Both of these hardbodied hunks are competitive bodybuilders. They both inspire infinite wrestling fantasies that keep me sated in between actually watching their respective matches. Lon is not a man who suffers fools lightly, and Coupe, at least in the context of Thunder's is the classic medieval fool: jokester, self-depracating, silly, out for a laugh. Now put these two great tastes together, preferably in the ring, and you've got muscle bashing beauty with stamina to keep wrestling for days and days! While Coupe is a half a foot taller and around 65 pounds heavier than Lon, there's no way in hell that he's coming out with any shred of dignity left. The relentless destruction Lon would rain down would be infinitely varied and delivered with the precision and perfection of a consummate professional. Exactly how it would go down, I'm not sure, but I strongly suspect 2 things: Coupe tied up in the ropes and Coupe balling like a baby.
|Cratos (5'9", 200 lbs) v Kid Karisma (5'8", 170 lbs)|
My reigning homoerotic wrestler of the month, Cratos, looks incredibly familiar to me, but for the life of me I can't place where I may have seen this hot and handsome hunk before. So as far as I know, he qualifies as a Thunder's exclusive and eligible for this little game I'm playing today. What brand-loyal wrestler from another company would be my ideal to meet Cratos and do some cross-pollinating? I can't think of a more perfect opponent for my reigning homoerotic wrestler of the month than my reigning overall favorite homoerotic wrestler - non-pornboy, BG East's exclusively, Kid Karisma. I'm picturing Kid K welcoming Cratos to his first ring match. I'm also picturing Cratos totally indignant at the raging ego and contemptuous disdain that oozes from Kid K's every pore. I'm also picturing this as a serious battle of muscle and determination. Details? I have no idea, which is what makes this such a fantastically provocative pairing. However, I have to believe, right near the end, we'd see the karismatic one's crotch planted across Cratos lips. Prove me wrong, Cratos. Prove me wrong!
|Tyrell Tomsen (5'11, 185 lbs) v Alexi Ivanov (6', 170 lbs)|
Who are the brand loyal battle boys you'd like to see cross-pollinate all over each other?