Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Goofy = Sexy

Ben Monaco (l) demonstrates how a weekend at BGE can turn sexy-silly!
Kid Karisma's behind-the-scenes photos of  last weekend's BG East wrestlefest have garnered a lot of attention, including attention from a few of the other hot hunks on hand.  For example, Ben Monaco contacted me a couple of days ago to clarify that he's not the only sexy battleboy to get a little silly (as was documented by Kid K's pic of Ben with Gabriel and the karismatic one).

Nothing could make Kid Karisma look anything but sexy as hell!
Turns out Ben has some photographic evidence to illustrate his point. For example, while Kid K seems to almost always be flashing his Blue Steel in his photos, Ben captured my reigning favorite homoerotic wrestler hamming it up.  Not his most flattering photo, and yet still somehow the karismatic one remains sexy as hell!

"Jonny, say 'CHEEEESE!'"
Skip and his "Boston Boyfriend" Jonny Firestorm look a little surprised to be captured in Ben's lens.  Jonny's awkward "say cheese" smile in particular looks goofy.  However 

Work it!  Work it!
Skip manages the unlikely feat of looking Bieberesque while flashing his Blue Steel!  Now that's a talented professional!

DUDE! lrenzo lowe sittin nxt 2 me NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!! 
Lorenzo Lowe makes goofy look so, so sexy! This boy seriously needs to show up in the ring wearing those eyeglasses!  It could totally be his thing... mild-mannered nerdilicious boy with a bubble butt turns into smoldering hot, dangerous homoerotic warrior the moment he whips off the spectacles.  Sort of a Clark Kent turns raging homoerotic wrestler angle.  It's golden, I tell you!  And who's the newbie sitting next to him, almost certainly texting his friends back home: DUDES! Lrenzo Lowe sittin nxt 2 me NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!?  I have it on good authority that this, my friends, is the already famous rookie (in my mind, at least) of the notoriously magical nipples!  Not a lot to go on in this shot, but I'm ready to say he looks cute as a button, and if those nips are half as hot as I've heard, I can't wait to see that babyface screwed up in agony in a relentless two-handed nip twister!

Holy shit, some muscle hunk is wearing Gabriel Ross' face!
Someone else will have to tell me if Gabriel Ross is making a funny face in this shot, because I've been staring at this pic for hours without finding the will power to tear my eyes away from his stunningly beefy bod!  Holy shit, I thought his pecs were incredible in Kid K's snap. Get a load of that ASS and those gorgeously muscled legs!!! I have no idea who got the honors for taking on this readers' choice sexiest Brit, but what an assignment!  Gabriel was already a master at putting the "erotic" in homoerotic wrestling.  Now that babyboy is all grown up and packing serious beef, my head is going to explode waiting to see all that muscle put to good use (well, something's definitely about to explode!).

Damien Rush taunts the 99%
Ben's final photo evidence that sexy and goofy go hand in hand is this knee-buckling shot of daddy's little trust fund baby, Damien Rush, with his tongue hanging out.  Damn damn damn damn damn!  His private sessions with some trainer-to-the-rich-and-famous have been PAYING OFF!  The boy has grown wings, and I'm taking that pose as his personal challenge to me to feel what those arms can do wrapped around me in a bear hug.  I've been trying to land an interview with Mr. Rush's sexy boy for months now, but "his people" haven't made it happen yet.  The outline of that sweet meat hanging between his legs is doing nothing be renewing my determination to get this diamond stud on the record.  I swear, Damien, I won't even ask for your tax returns!

Ben works all the right angles!
So Ben Monaco is the rookie stud of the hour for feeling the need to share a few more moments from a weekend of homoerotic wrestling with the hunks of BG East.  Ben also clarified that in addition to the hot rookie with the magical nipples, there was yet another jaw-dropping, tattooed muscle hunk rookie on hand that had many of the boys feeling faint.  That I need to see!  If ANY of the other boys present should feel like they need to defend their dignity by sharing their thoughts or pics from Pembroke, you know where to find me!

5 comments:

  1. As cute (and tough) as the newbie sitting next to Lorenzo Lowe is - he is NOT the "He of the spectacular face, body and magical nipples" of which you have been hearing so much. I think we need to torture you JUST a bit more before THAT revelation...

    KL

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    1. Ben tells me newbie next to Lorenzo has fantastic nipples, though he's not "the guy" who made boys swoon. Damn, I hate waiting! But I love seeing what BG East comes up with next!!!

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  2. I can imagine "that" guy is Pete Sharp!! He looks amazing! Can't wait to receive the DVD.

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    1. I have it on very good authority, from verified by 2 different sources, that Pete Sharp is, indeed, "that guy." Wow. Simply, wow.

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  3. I'd like to see Gabe give some bigger guy a resounding defeat.

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