Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Reader's Choice Poll - OTK Delights

"Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup...."  I've been quiet around here lately, but I'm happy to report that it's not a sign of writer's block.  In fact I'm writing a lot, and on several different projects, all of which I'm finding very enjoyable and exciting.  You'll have a chance to see it all sooner or later, but for now I'm designating today for a "reader's choice poll" to make you all do some of the heavy lifting around here!

I'm on board with team Shutt!
Before we get to the poll, however, I want to make this brief shout out to a particular fan of this blog who made a special appeal for neverland readers to support his burgeoning, ass-kicking career.  My shirt for team Shutt arrived, and it fits great.  I'm looking forward to regular reports documenting his rise  through the ranks of hardbodied battlers, and I'm fully expecting him to generously remember those of us who were hopping on his bus way back when he was just a newbie with an attitude.  Readers can still order their own shirt, promoting and supporting the MMA career of a driven young man who appreciates all of our support.

Now, however, let's move onto today's assignment.  Homoerotic wrestling fans frequently have special g-spots for particular pieces of the complex puzzle of wrestling eroticism.  For example, Joe at Ringside at Skull Island recently posted that he's a thighs-and-shoulders-man more than an abs-and-ass-man, whereas when it comes to someone like Kid Karisma, I'm entirely fixated on those world class glutes!  Same thing goes for many other aspects of wrestling, including holds and maneuvers.  There have been virtual rivers of virtual ink spilled by raging fanatics of bearhugs, for example.  There was for a while (I seem to have lost my link) a blog devoted to the erotic power of the bodyslam.  Regular readers know my particular kink is tweaked hardest by a hard, lingering, sweaty, spine realigning over-the-knee backbreaker.  So the reader's choice poll for today is to sample the recent OTK backbreakers in new releases and select the one that's the sweetest example of how exquisitely sexy this maneuver can be.  Like a tango, it takes two, but I'm convinced it's the boy getting backbroken who sells this maneuver most, so the boys up for your vote are on the receiving end of this particular delight. Check out the nominees below, and then vote in the poll to the right.

Hooper's trunks rise to vote for him for best wrestler in an OTK backbreaker.
Speaking of having spilled virtual ink, I've already waxed fanatical about the chemistry generated in the Thunder's Arena recent release, Mat Rats 21.  The surprise star of the show is that growing bulge in Hooper's trunks, god bless him, but possibly the most perfect moment in this match for me is when big (and I mean BIG) Austin Wolf pounds Hoop's back down across his thigh and then leaves the little studpuppy slowly cracking in half.  Hoop's agony is nothing short of sublime, and the rising tide in his trunks totally catches me off guard for it's erotic appeal.

Rookie Gold Mantis bends like rubber while getting crotch-clawed by the master.
Gold Mantis learns immediately upon entering the gym to be careful what he wishes for (and wishes to avoid).  Within seconds, his #1 nightmare, Cage Thunder, has the hardbodied rookie locked up tight and cracked backward across his thigh. And can Gold Mantis bend or what!? Damn, a hot, hard body like that that's also as limber as a gymnast is... well, it's golden! With Cage Thunder's claw squeezing his crotch, Gold Mantis is going nowhere at the speed of light, and this mouthwatering OTK ticks off just about every single box I've got!

Z-Man makes my mouth water with his no-hands OTK agony!
Z-Man fans will, I'm sure, chime in when they see that the playboy model turned homoerotic wrestling fantasyman is nominated here for his gorgeous display of his totally vulnerable yet incredibly powerful body wracked so appealingly across Dick Rick's right thigh. Dick is a consummate salesman, and the sweat dripping off his meaty pecs are icing on this cake, but the cake itself is Z-Man totally committing to this involuntary chiropractic procedure.  So much beauty and power made so completely at the mercy of the heel pro... wow...

Denny Cartier's hot bod, hairy thighs, and gasp-worthy flexibility on gorgeous display
Reigning homoerotic wrestler of the month, Denny Cartier, sells and sells and sells in his anchor role on Leopard's Lair 4.  The quantity of abuse he soaks up from both Alexi Adamov and Aryx Quinn are epic, but I swear to you that it's the quality of his suffering that makes Denny second to none in this new release.  Singlet straps down, on his tiptoes trying to relieve the pressure on his lower lumbar while his forehead is smashed to the mat on the other side of Aryx' leg, the hairy legs, the stretched abs, the tats, the bulge... gorgeous.

Diego Diaz' 6'3" frame stretches for days as he bridges across Kirby Stone's thigh.
Diego Diaz is another of the tallboys turning my head hard lately.  When Kirby Stone catches him across his right thigh and bends him backward, Diego is nearly too much man for Kirby to handle.  Keeping those long limbs and hot muscles in place makes the heel-rising Kirby have to work at it, and if a little gratuitous squeeze of Diego's right glute happens along the way, all the better! There's just so damn much of Diego to love, and this OTK makes loving every inch a deep down pleasure.


Pec-perfect playboy model Z-Man doesn't only know how to catch an OTK, he can pitch with some sweet finesse as well.  When he's got a sweat-soaked Jake Jenkins where he (and you and I) want him, it's like sculpture.  But when JJ screws up his face, wails like a wounded animal, and clutches his lower back pinned across Z-Man's knee, there's pathos is all performance art!  Damn, I love JJ's sweaty locks plastered to his temples as his head hands upside down!  This boy hurts like a champ!
Brit battler Will Stanley takes two opponents to work him over in an exquisite OTK!
Rock Hard Wrestling also chimes in with the only recent 2-on-1 OTK I've seen recently, and I have to say, I love a 2-on-1 OTK!  In this case, young muscle stud Will Stanley gets cracked across Ethan Andrew's thigh and laid open for opportunistic punk Aaron Travers to pound the muscle stud's vulnerable, yet armored, abs.  This scene would achieve ultimate perfection should Aaron's left hand slide down underneath Will's trunks and throttle his balls as he bashes the boy's gut.  Alas, even short of perfection, it's an incredibly hot contender for the most provocative OTK backbreaker of recent releases.

So who's your pick for the wrestler selling an OTK backbreaker sexier than all the rest?  I'm wildly ambivalent and my loyalties are shattered 7 ways!

2 comments:

  1. Gold Mantis should get some recognition for the beating I gave him.

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  2. Indeed! Unfortunately, the blogger poll widget appears to have erased all of the votes cast yesterday (there were over 20 when I went to bed). I've done some initial digging around to try to track down the problem, and I've discovered 2 things. 1) Blogger/Google is crap for providing help. If they wanted to help troubleshoot the problems with their products, they would provide a portal on the publishing page for contacting them. Instead, they continue to have this random "next blog" button to take you to something completely irrelevant, but nothing to actually engage their aid when their bugs start to stink. They clearly have no interest in troubleshooting problems with their products. 2) Apparently the poll widget is notorious for having problems. There are a ton of examples, particularly in the last couple of months, of people trying to report problems. I've never had problems like this, as far as I know, but that may have made me the exception rather than the rule. Sorry to those who voted yesterday. Heap your disdain upon our Google overlords, and let me know if you have a more dependable, user-friendly platform to recommend.

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