February has arrived, and with it a horrendously difficult decision on my part when it comes to anointing a new homoerotic wrestler of the month. BG East alone pumped out an incredibly deep bench to draw from. Just sticking to the very, very top of the line wrestling that grabbed me hardest, I'm seriously drawn to finally put Kid Vicious where he belongs on the throne for his mouthwatering destruction of Len Harder in Ball Bash 3. Former HWOTM and current top contender for the title of my reigning favorite homoerotic wrestler, Lon Dumont, worked nothing short of magic in his hilarious and incredibly sexy Hair Stakes match with frequent nominee for HWOTM, Ethan Andrews. Eli Black stuffs the ballot box with two hard hitting Gut Bash 10 matches, the most eye-catching for me pitting him against insanely sexy (and shoe-in for a starring role in Hair Stakes 2) Diego Diaz. Former HWOTM Aryx Quinn and Alexi Adamov put up an automatically iconic muscle on muscle ring battle in Ring Revenge, and in separate matches, former HWOTMs Denny Cartier and Jonny Firestorm are instant contenders for the title on that release as well (it would be a 3-peat for Denny!). I've already swooned publicly over two rookies who made my eyes pop out in their go-go boy beatdown in Motel Madness 12: Serbian sex god Arn Nedic and insanely beautiful babyface Brit Connor Cross. And speaking of big, big rookie splashes, the tidal wave set off from massively hairy beast Alain Leclair getting the hands-on welcome that only a devotee of homoerotic wrestling line Ben Monaco can give in Mat Scraps 2 tweaks my impulse to tap a rook. At Thunder's Arena, a leaner vision of Z-Man is back against a thonged, bootilicous muscle boy by the name of Specimen in Mat Wars 37. Rock Hard Wrestling put out a lip-licking babyface muscle battle between Brodie Fisher (who needs to compete in a most luscious nipples contest with Mason Brooks) and Jason Kane in Strength and Struggle. RHW also celebrated the new year with a Brutally Bashed tag team match (always a score for me) that makes me award a second nomination for Ethan Andrews as well as Brit pugilist Will Stanley (I'm a sucker for an accent... and a lower abdominal tat... and muscles....). Muscle Domination Wrestling has been demanding some of my time recently with matches like mouthwatering daddy's boy Damien Rush Piledriving the hell out of Tony Law, and an entrancing, nay, hypnotically wonderful performance piece starring Mr. Franchise Master Kevin as the Immortal Vampire to Damien Rush's Renfield as a members-only release. Did I miss anyone? Probably. Sorry boys. My mind is already spinning out control with so much high class hotness to choose from. It's not like any of the above fail to deliver exhaustingly satisfying homoerotic wrestling performances. But push, shove, and I'm forced to pick as the one homoerotic wrestler of the month...
|Eli isn't even at the same altitude as Latino giant Diego!|
There's more than a hint of a David v Goliath element about the confrontation between 5'6" and 135 pounds of painfully lean fighting machine Eli Black and the 6'3" and 184 pounds of long, luxurious, sculpted Latino lover Diego Diaz. Diego's laughter rumbles from deep in his chest when Eli finally convinces him that he's Diego's opponent. The lightly hairy chested tallboy sucker punches the MMA fighter, lifts him off the top turnbuckle where Eli is perched, and quite literally flings Eli more than halfway across the ring. Holy fuck, the difference in size between these two wrestlers is astonishing!
|Gorgeous Diego glistens as he owns Eli early on!|
|Diego totally dominates and looks like a god as he does it!|
|Diego's long legs miss their mark, but Eli's don't!|
|Eli bruises the big man from the inside out!|
|Aren't so big now, are you, Diego?|
|Eli's ass wants a recount for Best Butt of 2012!|
|Eli's rage has taken him over the edge|
|This is Eli Black's world!|
|Turns out, "little" Eli Black is just the right size to make Diego Diaz cry!|
|3-time homoerotic wrestler of the month: Eli Black|