|First 3-time winner of my homoerotic wrestler of the month title: Eli Black|
"And your... three time... HWOTM... Eli Black!!!!!!!!!!! All I can say is it's about damn time, and trust me, I'm damn sure there is a lot more to come. I'm going to be the unbreakable record holder of championships!!!!! Because this is my world, and it's what I do. Yins lucky to live in it and witness my glory!"
|"... witness my glory!"|
"You've clearly convinced me (and Diego Diaz!)! Not like I need to tell you this, but the praise for your work is very well deserved. You are definitely the stud to beat!"
|Eli convinces big Diego Diaz that he's more than man enough for a "big man's fight"|
"Thanks man. Love putting on a show!"And perhaps that, more than anything, is what earned Eli his record 3 HWOTM titles (all in less than 12 months time, no less!). He's a showman as much as he's an athlete, as much as he's a badass, as much as he's a fighter. And he loves it. And on the scene just over a year, he's been a great addition and a high impact player in the world of homoerotic wrestling.
Keep 'em coming, Eli! I've learned not to bet on the other guy!
|"Love putting on a show!"|