Sunday, February 3, 2013

Love Putting on a Show!

First 3-time winner of my homoerotic wrestler of the month title: Eli Black
There's at least one person who was entirely unsurprised by my choice of Eli Black as the first 3-peat homoerotic wrestler of the month here at neverland: Eli Black.  In response to my post announcing his ascendancy to the HWOTM title for the record third time, I received this private message from him:
"And your... three time... HWOTM... Eli Black!!!!!!!!!!! All I can say is it's about damn time, and trust me, I'm damn sure there is a lot more to come. I'm going to be the unbreakable record holder of championships!!!!! Because this is my world, and it's what I do. Yins lucky to live in it and witness my glory!"
"... witness my glory!"
Eli's supreme self-confidence doesn't stoke everyone's fire the way it does mine, but I'm completely sold on his laser-beam focused intensity and ferocity.  Oh, and his ass is astonishingly hot.  And his abs are fucking granite.  I replied to Eli:
"You've clearly convinced me (and Diego Diaz!)! Not like I need to tell you this, but the praise for your work is very well deserved. You are definitely the stud to beat!"
Eli convinces big Diego Diaz that he's more than man enough for a "big man's fight"
While you may not care for Eli's style, you shouldn't mistake his absolute certainty in his destiny as contempt.  He's devastatingly brutal on the mat, in the ring, and in the cage, true.  He sports the conditioning of a stark raving, possibly diagnosable physique fanatic, sure.  But he also loves the drama, the suspense, and the spectacle.  He replied back to me:
"Thanks man. Love putting on a show!"
And perhaps that, more than anything, is what earned Eli his record 3 HWOTM titles (all in less than 12 months time, no less!).  He's a showman as much as he's an athlete, as much as he's a badass, as much as he's a fighter.  And he loves it.  And on the scene just over a year, he's been a great addition and a high impact player in the world of homoerotic wrestling.

Keep 'em coming, Eli!  I've learned not to bet on the other guy!

"Love putting on a show!"

1 comment:

  1. Eli was like the hardest working man in underground wrestling last year, so it's no wonder. I mean he had at least three matches come out last month alone. So, it looks like 2013 is gonna be no different. And i'm not complaining. :)

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