The next catalog apparently has a new Jake Jenkins match previewed in BG East Arena this week, in which the former homoerotic wrestler of the month squares off on the mats with always underestimated and deceptively dangerous Skrapper. It's been a while since I posted a dose of Making Jake, so let's consider more of the ABC's that make Jake Jenkins such a compelling homoerotic wrestler.
|K is for "kneel at my feet, bitch!"|
|L is for leaping from the turnbuckle!|
|M is for pushing the mild-mannered stud too far and making him mad!|
|N is for watching your partner humiliated as you start to get nervous.|
|O is for finally putting Mr. Mountain Dew out cold and leaving a little drool dribbling from the corner of his mouth, oblivious.|
Having put in my time marveling at Jake today, let me simply offer my assurances to BG East's winner of best abs and best debut of 2012 that I'll be stroking his ego as well, soon!