... Naked Kombat's Will Parks.
|5'11", 180 pounds, hot, handsome hunk Will "still waiting to punish" Parks|
|A lot I'd like to put my finger on...|
|Will's muscle back and hot ass are in a league of their own on this mat.|
|Beauty and the beast, and that's just what Will brings to the mat!|
|Will's hot body dominates the man off the street in round 1.|
After round 1, my excitement to see hunky Will Parks get down to punishing is seriously stoked as he leads bench warmer John by 5 points. Experience and strength seem to be showing. The kid's muscles pumped and glistening are just incredibly beautiful.
|John knocks the Punisher on his ass to pull up to even.|
Round 2 seems to start to turn the tide, in part aided by a sharp elbow strike to Will's forehead that leaves the wunderkind reeling. John's strongest offense comes in racking up gratuitous NK points by sitting his ass down on Will's chest and molesting his tasty body. Talk about drama. He's pulled back to even to end the 2nd round with both kombatants tied at 32 a piece.
|Will's over the top erotic suffering in round 3 seals the deal.|
Round 3 is looking worse for the mysteriously alluring Will, at least at times. I often think that NK points are a little like Olympic figure skating scores. Honestly, this hardbodied porn athlete was owned by luckiest bastard on the planet John!? I am a surprised as Will obviously is to learn that John outpaced him to take the entire match with a score of 52 to 46. I suspect Will loses points he's legitimately earned by just looking so damn HOT when he suffers. All that gorgeous, powerful, pumped muscle getting ground into the mat is such a hunkbash feast! I'd still seriously enjoy watching the punisher unleashed in round 4, but I could understand why an NK judge could be swayed by the promise of watching how sweetly Will gets crushed and owned in the sex round.
|Will suddenly looks like the hot high school chump getting erotically bullied in the bathroom.|
And, indeed, he's a goddamned artist on the receiving end of sexual domination! Again, I'm getting close to fingering what it is about him that grabs me so hard here. He goes from a young, hot hunk with a heaping helping of mature beef on his bones to looking like a barely legal muscle kid in way, way over his head, which is a compelling journey! I am NOT a fan of bathroom sex. I've got way too many OCD features (short of a diagnosis) to be fully engaged with a public restroom sex romp fantasy. So I'm only lukewarm on rookie John's ownership of Will's hot, hot ass. The hairpulling is definitely nice, no doubt...
...as are the fishhooks. Stretched out over the urinal, however, makes me think of nothing by a need for a can of lysol. But fuck, fuck, fuck, Will crumbles and whimpers so damn hot! There's a little taste of fear mixed with excitement along with a chaser of awe at his own physical response to his everyman conqueror. This is a sweet elixir the Punisher mixes.
|0 and 3 with NK, but #1 in my book: HWOTM Will Parks|
John's post-match interview solidifies my impression that this guy just can't quite believe his luck in getting a crack at this match. "I mean, he's a beautiful guy!," the goofy, overenthusiastic rookie gushes, looking over his shoulder at the porn athlete standing stone-faced behind him. "And an amazing ass!," John adds, his eyes wide with sincerity. When it's Will's turn, the interviewer tells him he did a hell of a job, and "you can't win them all." "Yeah," Will grins, "but it would be nice to win one." When the interviewer almost apologizes that they keep punishing the Punisher, Will shrugs like a classy dude and says, "It's okay. I think that I secretly really like it!" Yes, Will? Do tell! When asked about the bathroom sex round, Will struggles to find the words. "The bathroom, well, yeah," he says, looking around at the facilities. "It wasn't my favorite place to go, you know." And perhaps in this post-match testimonial there are the elements the less than obvious allure of Will Parks for me. He's got the heart of a jobber, but he's got standards. He promises that he'll come back to NK, and I for one am waiting with baited breath. In the mean time, he can sit that "AMAZING ass" down on the neverland throne (which is nowhere near the bathroom), because he may be 3 and 0 on the mat, but he's unquestionably on top of my list of wrestler's slapping down a favorite new release in May!