Now to the real issue that needs settling right away. Who will lift the mantle of reigning homoerotic wrestler of the month off of the massively muscled shoulders of Naked Kombatant Will Parks and claim the title for the hottest wrestling release in June? The field is deep, so I'll try to stick to the cream of the crop to give you the contenders who made it to my final round of consideration. Starting with Will Park's bailiwick, Naked Kombat has been hit-or-miss since I signed back on, but bearded muscle daddy Landon "the Law" Conrad debuting drenched in oil against Alex Adams has sorted me out several times. Over at Thunder's Arena, I've got a fast and furious crush on new meat Mr. Sean sporting his own five o'clock shadow and looking like an Abercrombie boy ripped from a politically incorrect billboard ad to face in very short order no fewer than 4 opponents over the playtime of Bodyspace 44 and Bodyspace 47. In Muscle Domination Wrestling's VIP lounge, there's a double-team made in heaven, featuring Damien and Master Kevin together working their beautiful muscles in tandem all over the luckiest son of a bitch on the planet in Duo Cop 'N' Jerk (also check out their cruel, cruel teaser for upcoming Season 4 matches!). BG East's Catalog 99.1 packs the field of contenders, so I have to be brutal in narrowing down the very top of the heap that vied for my lustful attention, starting with perennially dangerous favorite and current title holder for overall favorite homoerotic wrestler, Lon Dumont, pushing and getting pushed to the edge of consciousness against Paul Hudson in Knock Outs 2. My fantasy come true match, Tag Team Torture 16, puts up potentially the most powerful tag team contenders (for my affections), Christian Taylor and Skip Vance, who have their hands and mouths full with the likes of villainous brute, Morgan Cruise. In a bodybuilder bonanza possibly the likes of which have never been seen before in the ring, both Chace LaChance and Braden Charron are unbelievably muscle-beautiful gladiators in the Summer Sizzler's Bonus Match. From Mat Hunks 9, newcomer (but NOBODY'S rookie) Vic Madone has been haunting my dreams for his work brutalizing lovely Ray Naylor, 3-time HWOTM Eli Black and former HWOTM Cameron Matthews make it incredibly difficult to decide who to root for, and long-time favorite emeritus and former HWOTM Mitch Colby may never have looked sexier (on the mat, at least) than when paired with my longtime simmering crush, delectably sexy Rafe Sanchez (mmmmmm, Rafe!!!!). So, clearly, no one is a loser when it comes to the quality homoerotic wrestling pumped out in June, least of all me (and you). You can swing a sweaty jock strap without slapping in the face an incredibly sexy, totally legitimate contender for the title of homoerotic wrestler of the month. There's no wrong answer to this question, but after sweating it out and studying the evidence extensively, I've decided there is, however, a very, very correct answer as to who is the new homoerotic wrestler of the month...
... Rafe Sanchez.
|Rafe makes me swoon just by stretching out!|
|Rafe's hands are full with powerful muscleman, Mitch Colby.|
|Big Mitch taunts Rafe relentlessly.|
|Rafe gets swallowed up between Mitch's ripped thighs.|
|"Same fucking move every time!!!"|
|Rafe dishes out a taste of what Mitch has been serving.|
|Mitch's cocky cock-pin.|
|"Payback's a bitch, pussy!"|
|Mitch grinds Rafe's face hard and deep.|
|Rafe oozes sexiness!!!!|
|June 2013 Homoerotic Wrestler of the Month: Rafe Sanchez|